069 - Friday the 13th (1980)

Fall is finally here!!!Little weird that we decided to do a movie that is VERY SPECIFICALLY BASED IN THE SPRING, I guess...but whaddya gonna do, this movie sure FEELS like Halloween!We set aside our collective disdain for the DISGUSTING, VILE, PUTRID WASTE OF SPACE that director Victor Salva is this week to talk about his movie that somehow exists post-prison sentence...JEEPERS CREEPERS (2001).All discussions of character and morality aside...I feel like this movie is a pretty fun watch, all said and done.Jason DIS-UH-GREES!Come listen to our very different thoughts on this polarizing cult classic!Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Damn you, 2026! RIP Sam, this one's for you!Welp, we lost another legend in the great Sam Neill this year...and somehow, amazingly, Paul W. S. Anderson's Event Horizon (1997) was already next in our lineup. Almost as if it were written...in the stars? (Get it? Cuz space?)All jokes aside, we sat down for a fun discussion on a very underrated sci-fi horror flick in this one. Maybe not the best graphics in certain spots, maybe it had its fair share of shortcomings due to studio meddling, and sure, it also fought a hell of an uphill battle going up against the JUGGERNAUT that is James Cameron's Titanic (1997), but damn it, this is a good movie that deserved better!With a stellar lineup (including Laurence Fishburne, Jason Isaacs, and Joely Richardson), and some pretty disturbing imagery making great use of practical gore, atmospherically, we think this movie knocks it out of the park, and it goes places you might not expect! I mean, how can you go wrong with Hellraiser in space?...well...unless it's actually the Hellraiser movie that WAS in space...nevermind, anyway...Grab some Tang and some freeze dried rations and come hang out in Zero G's with us for this one! You won't regret it!Hell is just a word...Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

HI, KIDS! Do you like violence? Do you wanna see a family burned inside of their ride like rye chips? Watch a bunch of mystery murders in a bunch of fly clips? Well, look no further, I can guarantee you're gonna like this...These kids parents is dead weight...I'm trying to get my head straight...just watched a bunch Sinister shit in a bunch of snuff tapes...And Professor Jonas said, "Ellis, you are way dead." ("Nuh-uh"). Then why is your place red? Man, your family's wasted."Talk about shady...that tree casted more shadows than it ever had business to...and that was BEFORE the Oswalt family moved in...and before we're done, they'll wish they never had...that's right, we're talking about SINISTER (2012)!Goodnight, Daddy :-)Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Man, where's Miracle Max when ya need him, huh?You asked for it, and we delivered! We had to jump on the bandwagon before it rolls out of the station to talk about Curry Barker's MASTERPIECE that's taken the country by storm...OBSESSION (2026)!You may be surprised to find that we initially had WILDLY different takes on this...ok, maybe it's not THAT surprising, but damn it, we still managed to kick out one HELL of a conversation on it!Where do you stand on some of the morality issues in this film? Do you think it's a hack, cliche premise, or a fresh entry on an old classic?Find out which side we landed on by clicking play!Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Welcome to the neighborhood!Do you ever have problems with your weird neighbors? Rude paperboys that knock your coffee out of your hand? High strung tenants firing guns all over the place? Dogs pooping in your yard? What happens when the neighborhood busybody.....is YOU?!We decided to cleanse our paletes this week after getting them all grimed up from Terrifier 2, so we went to the COMPLETE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM by covering our first PG movie on the pod...THE BURBS (1989)!If you love Joe Dante and Tom Hanks like we do, you won't want to miss this ridiculous romp through suburbia.Who dunnit? Why have the dunnit? HAVE they dunnit??? Let's find out.#satanisgood #satanisourpalSend us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Y'all ready to be Terrified?Join us this week for another thrilling (and completely disgusting) jaunt into the realm of Art the Clown! With a whole new cast of characters, and a much more FLESHED OUT script (yes, pun intended), Damien Leone's sophomore effort outdoes the original in every way! More blood, more gore, more silly slapstick humor...and the final result is a RIPPING good time you don't want to miss!Break out your comfiest clown suit and get all painted up with us as we tear into this one!Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Nis...nis tutarim everybody, it's time to party down with the Deadites!For this week's episode, we decided to kick it old school again with one of the most beloved cult classic films of all time...Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead (1981)!Do you have a love of card games, "Friendsgiving" dinners, road trips to remote cabins, and/or dismembering your loved ones to save yourself and their soul? Well, this might just be your movie!This episode is releasing just before the new Evil Dead: BURN, so it's perfect timing to recap a bit before you go check it out! Shit gets WILD in this one, you don't want to miss it!KANDAAAARRRRR!!!Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Who's ready for a good ol' fashioned Alabama Ass-Kickin'??The Firefly Family is back as we cover the second installment in Rob Zombie's "Hellbilly"trilogy, The Devil's Rejects (2005), featuring your favorites (and ours), Baby, Otis, and good ol' Captain Spaulding! Could things GET more messed up than House of 1,000 Corpses? OF COURSE! There's always room for an extra body or two. Houses ARE bigger in Texas, I hear.Grab some sunblock and a 10 gallon hat before you press play on this one, shit's about to get hot...Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Rise and shine, campers! Grab your sleeping bags and your ponchos, because it's about to get bloody...With summer in full swing, we thought what better movie to cover than one that kicked off a franchise that's literally synonymous with the season...Friday the 13th (1980)!Just close your eyes and imagine...crickets chirping across a still, dark lake...the crackling sounds of a campfire and the smell of marshmallows roasting...the soothing *shing* of a machete being pulled from its sheath before lopping off an old lady's head. When you think of those things, you can't HELP but think of this movie! Sweet, sweet nostalgia.Don't be late getting on the bus, you don't want to be left behind for this one!Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/

Welcome to Santa Cru-uh, Carla! The Mur-uh, vamp-uh...comic and VHS tape capital of the world! Definitely no murder or vampires here, just forget I said that...We're keeping those summer vibes going this week with Joel Schumacher's fresh, sexy vampire romp from 1987, The Lost Boys! Do you like dogs, boardwalks and prank-playing grandpas? How about motorcycles, garlic and a little train bridge hangin'? Well look no further, because this is the Michael for you! Er, movie. I meant movie.Join us as we rip on this cult classic like people get ripped out of cars in this! Trust us, this is a real good time!Send us Fan MailSupport the showPodcast art by Jayson Cessna: https://jaysoncessna.crevado.comMusic by Dusty Lane, created in LMMS.Movie clips provided by https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/