Simpleton

Borderline insufferable ... 800-pound gorilla ... did any news happen? ... sharpie and a smile ... tuberculosis ward ... magic masks ... nice security ... giving Trump credit ... hearts and minds and donuts ... now I have 3 daughters ... someone is a monster ... "accidentally" at the Supreme Court ... babies just piled up in the streets

On the road with L-Train ... it's KEEV ... never leaving home again ... nice one, CNN ... something's happening in Ukraine ... slam poetry ... Pooty-Poot

Meow ... that's a fancy stove ... hive of yellowjackets ... the Catholics' problem ... you dropped out again ... why would you save a cat? ... rewriting the Bible ... the China problem ... Finland, Finland, Finland ... Food Olympics

Make good for John Michel ... Whoopi stepped in it ... burn pile ... Grimace ...  where were you? ... attack on Scanlonk ... fake devil worshipper ... the troubles stack up

Money pit ... in a matter of minutes, we used our collective mind power and solved Covid ... after-school Satan club ... you're aware she's up next, right? ... tracking religious exemptions ... blurry ... just rambling now.  

We are back, and so is John Cooper of Skillet ... please excuse our professionalism ... more Miles woes ... still fat ... Skillet has a new album, "Dominion," get it at Skillet.com ... latest start of the show ever ... what happened to the fish? ... admit it, you missed us

Kiss the ring? ... sugar daddy ... desperation mode ... does anybody have an idea what we're talking about? ... lawn care ... what are our kids getting on TV? ... vinegar armpits ... literally roll ... hello, angel ... are you an infant? ... Mar-a-Logo trek

John Cooper drops by to talk faith, repentance, deconstruction, and life in Skillet — and then sings a little Sandi Patty (https://johnlcooper.com/) ... A-minus pond ... totally unhinged ... doddering Joe ... Missy? ... "Legally Blonde" is a fantastic movie ... forgiveness ... you are a really dull class ... a special call to a special lady ... bleeped ... please clap

Guess who tried to get himself a role in an upcoming Sorbo movie ... Lake Krissy is going as well as expected ... a surprise call to California ... we interview an up-and-coming author about his new book, "The Christian Left" ... that's quite a sword

Picks for prez ... what kind of cake? ... not a fountain guy ... Tom Selleck ... two special guests ... fiddlesmurf ... oh, Doug ... so now we're concerned about debt? ... family secrets