3.8 Into The Light AKA Spring-Loaded Dong

You simply can't have too much Jennifer Coolidge, and Austenland (2013, available on Amazon & Apple) just let the woman who couldn't memorize lines go the F off in this pretend-Regency Era movie, where Keri Russell goes to a Jane Austen immersive resort/amusement park, falls in fake and real love, and we do a modern "Pride & Prejudice" retelling. We also get one of the "Flight of the Conchords" guys, Jane Seymour, the director of "Napoleon Dynamite," and a fake horse that is probably a donkey. This one goes up on Patreon first, and because it's so thematically appropriate, on Bridgerton Bros a week later. Join us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon for ALL our fun. Thanks to Soulmate & Patreon Pal extraordinaire Courtney McPhail for the request, and to all you dukes & debutantes for the support!

Surprise! Because we had a Patreon movie that fits the timeframe of our Bridgerton world, we've decided to drop a bonus one on the main feed. This is a Victorian era mystery starring Millie Bobby Brown as Enola Holmes, Sherlock’s younger sister. It’s a star-studded Netflix film from 2020 that also features Henry Cavill as older bro Sherlock and Helena Bonham Carter as the (disappearing) matriarch of the Holmes family. Sam Claflin plays the eldest bro of the family, Mycroft Holmes, who sucks a big fat one. It’s a fun flick directed by a man who also brought is “Fleabag,” and you can feel it from the absolutely shattered 4th wall. And if you wanna stay for some off the topic Jon & Kev chat, just keep listening after the end song. Thanks to Emily Thomas for the request, and thanks to all the Patreon pals for your support, and you can join the fun at patreon.com/kevinandjon!    

Well well well, if it isn’t our favorite BridgerBro getting his own season! That’s right, Benedict, Benny Bridge, Mr. High & Bi says hi to his own story and bye to the single life (maybe???). Luke Thompson will be taking center stage, and we’re popping back on the main feed to tell you everything we know about the season, to opine a little bit, and even talk about a little writeup we got from Shondaland.com. We’ve missed youuuuuuu! Theme song as always from the great Mike Hadge (@hadgetunes)! Follow us on Instagram @thebridgertonbros and join us at patreon.com/KevinandJon, and hit us with a rate & review if you would be so kind!

Cressida goes for blackmail, we see the world's longest three-way, Colin mansplains a problem into a bigger problem, a lovely wedding is capped with a kiss that causes more questions than answers, a Queen has a showdown with Whistledown and...a ball full of "bugs." It's a long ep, but it's 2 hours to last us 2 years. Thanks to all our new friends who have found us this season, and at least an equal thanks to those who have been riding with these silly bros for years. Hope to keep partying with you, to Glasgow and back.

Colin hosts the world's saddest stag party, Pen gets some homespun wisdom at the modiste, Lady Danbury squashes her 10 year old beef (that is to say, her beef with a 10-year old), and Benny decides to fit two hot dogs in one bun. Oh yea, and there's a wedding. Follow us on Instagram @thebridgertonbros and join us at patreon.com/KevinandJon!

The town is abuzz about Cressida, apparently the barely literate, dumbest person anyone’s ever heard of, forming complete sentences as Lady Whistledown, but many have their doubts. Pen struggles with giving up her work for this “dream” life, Benny ends up on a surprising dinner for three, Francesca and Sterling announce a marriage to middling enthusiasm, and you’re not gonna believe this, but…there’s a BALL. And one big reveal (at least to ONE character) at the end. Follow us on Instagram @thebridgertonbros and join us at patreon.com/KevinandJon!

Penelope is up against the clock (as well as the...well, you know). Colin gives FeatherMom the finger (metaphorically). John Sterling's reputation is mud, and Cressida's potential fiance has a few too many years left for her liking. Good s*x on a fainting couch, an actual faint, and a game of charades where they keep saying "hole" -- the second half of this season really DOES go there. If you wouldn’t mind, a rate and review would be just lovely. And if you wanna join the chat over at Discord and get over 100 bonus Kevin and Jon podcasts on movies and other TV shows, join us at Patreon.com/KevinandJon! And follow us on Instagram at @thebridgertonbros!

After hard core binging the first four episodes of Bridgerton Season 3, we’ve taken a deep breath, steam cleaned the carriage, and are preparing for part 2. Kevin and Jon analyze the teaser trailer for part 2 of the Polin story, and set the table for another binge-a-thon next week. Thanks for listening, rate and review if ya get a chance, and if you wanna join the chat over at Discord and get over 100 bonus Kevin and Jon podcasts on movies and other TV shows, join us at Patreon.com/KevinandJon!

Oh, I didn’t see you there, gentle listener. Today’s happenings include Lord Debling contemplating Pen’s settee (if you will), Francesca stanning a silent king, Colin delving into uncharted territory. And with that -- it's the season 3 intermission! Until the 2nd half, why don’t we all kill some time Rating, reviewing, and joining us at patreon.com/kevinandjon?

Good morrow, gentle listeners! In this edition of BridgerBros the Queen’s love match goes over like a lead balloon, Colin gets soggy thinking about Pen, BridgerMom goes from no glove to some love, the boxer finds out that working just isn’t gonna work, and Francesca enjoys a moment of silence (with a dude?!). Rate, review, and join us at patreon.com/kevinandjon...if you DARE