3.12: Getting Davy Jones

Marcia desperately tries to get Davy Jones to play at her school dance; The Bros discover some internal confusion about who, exactly, Davy Jones is.

Greg is suddenly obsessed with both football & taking pictures, so much so that he even turns the Brady kids' one bathroom into a dark room; Meanwhile, the Bros continue to discuss the impossibility of three boys and three girls sharing one bathroom.

The Bros discuss Jan's mental breakdown. What finally made her snap? Three litte words: marcia. Marcia. MARCIA.

The Brady kids trick Peter into dressing up like a fancy little gentleman again; The Bros wonder how many times Peter can be emotionally destroyed.

Special episode! Due to overwhelming fan demand, we're jumping WAY ahead to the deeply weird 80's reunion movie. The Bradys celebrate the holidays by keeping several pointless secrets from each other, and The Bros have many thoughts, feelings and reflections to share.

Somehow, all of the Bradys are cast in a soap commercial. The actor who played Mr. Brady reportedly hated this episode; The Bros can understand why.

Marcia gets the lead role in the school play and immediately goes insane; the Bros once again sincerely question Mr. & Mrs. Brady's parenting skills.

Earlier this month, the "real" Brady Bros went on the Masked Singer, which of course meant that many people on Facebook got confused and started congratulating us for being on the show (even though they got voted off on their first episode...) So, you know what? F*** it. Sure, we were on The Masked Singer, and we appreciate your kind words. Now let's talk about it!

Peter suddenly realizes that he's boring, so he starts imitating Humphrey Bogart. That's it. That's the entire plot of the episode. Meanwhile, The Bros can't believe how THAT is the entire plot of the episode.

Marcia starts dating one of Greg's classmates, which makes Greg go mad with jealousy; The Bros discuss just how icky they felt while watching this not-quite-incestuous-but-might-as-well-be adventure.