Would You Rather?

The crew discuss school events and look forward to the holidays. For the main segment, Patrick and Ben ask Mr. McDonald a series of "Would you rather?" questions

Patrick and Ben recap some school events and look forward to Halloween and the storybook parade. They welcome on the amazing Ms. Evans, the high school Spanish teacher, and butcher the Spanish language in front of her. We also learn that Patrick is up to some insane behavior, everyone make sure to cover up your nails! Let us know in the comments if you think Patrick is right...

Patrick and Ben welcome Ms. Salcedo to the Burns family. Along with interviewing and getting to know her, they also cover school events like Boo-grams. The group recaps Fat Bear Week together. Patrick forgets the guests name halfway through the podcast, you know, normal stuff.

Patrick introduces his new cohost, Ben, and they recap spirit week. They look forward to a new year of podcasts and discuss fat bear week, upcoming horror/scary movies, and Mr. McDonald plugs the Wranglers Ball coming up. Patrick also discovers when Halloween is.

Patrick, Garrett, and Mr. McDonald sit down with Mrs. Senecal to discuss a wide range of topics that gets unexpectantly deep and reflective. Mrs. Senecal (AKA Mrs. Danger) shares her favorite experiences as an educator as she prepares to retire from her full time duties as a Dean in the high school. Mr. McDonald and Mrs. Senecal talk a lot about what makes a good teacher and the priorities a teacher should have. Other topics of discussion include the high school basketball team, the pipes freezing, and fun field trips!

Patrick, Abigail, and Mr. McDonald sit down with Mrs. Conlan, the new math teacher. They grill her on her life story and ask her why she became a teacher. The hosts also talk about science fair.

Patrick, "Julia," and Mr. McDonald try to create new slang phrases and sayings. Some of them might be okay, maybe. There's also some confusion on which Frankfurt is which when they discuss how subway conductors announce the next stop. Also, happy birthday Patrick's Dad!

Patrick, Julia, and Mr. McDonald are back for 2026 with their New Year's resolutions. They recap their breaks and what they are looking forward to. They say goodbye to Mr. Dugan as he leaves his teaching position to go work at NASA again. They look forward to new classes this semester and reminisce about past funny moments (if there are any).We have a new schedule! New episodes will drop on Monday mornings and are recorded the previous Wednesdays.

Patrick and Julia invite Mrs. Grove, Mr. Dugan, and Mr. Green on the podcast for the first annual Christmas special. The hosts gift the guests some presents for their efforts. Green, Grove, Dugan and McDonald have to guess their gag gifts and they end up being conversation starters. There are other surprise guests with even more gifts, including the Clancy's surprise gift to the entire podcast. Enjoy the listen and have a great holiday break!

Patrick, Julia, and Mr. McDonald come back from a couple weeks off from podcasting to have a conversation of completely random topics. You thought there was going to be a plan? There's no plan. And we are blaming the listeners! We have a suggestion box and we have no suggestions! Give us something to talk about, please.However, there is a plan for an awesome holiday podcast. Tune in next week!