4. Grapefruits

The year is 2013. Ruby Teys is living a double life. Court, facial dermabrations, kindie gyms, toll roads, chinese takeaway, tinder and one... big... secret!The butterfly effect and a high speed Higway chase.TRIGGER WARNING:MiscarriageHopelessnessCoercionA true tale with all names and places changed.Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming.Horse Jockey gay little voicesGay DjsAshwuagunda masturbatingAND TOO MUCH MORE!!Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming.Don't sh*t too many bricks. You might just end up in a Hong Kong Prison!Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

This episode, we meet Monkey Shawn. A beautiful baby spider monkey Ruby accidentally adopted sunburnt and boozed up on holiday.An ode to the $1 cigarettes, root chakra releases and really genuine fake Louis Vuitton duffle bags all swept up on the magical island of Bali.Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

BLTB debuts with a true story from deep within the Ruby Teys lore. Set in the eye of a Sydney City sh*tstom, navigating twenty-year-old chaos.It’s 2011: Galaxy Tights, Jeffrey Campbells, a smokey eye and doughnut buns. Ruby’s learning to fend for herself — one hungover at a time.True stories from the year everything was completely off and somehow perfectly brilliant.Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast