What I'll Miss Most This Christmas

A selection of entries from the 18th-century wartime journal of Lieutenant General André-Pierre Le Conte surrounding strange lights in the night sky. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Series Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

An unboxing review for a pair of smart contact lenses from content creator GadgetBoyG2G. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Series Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A scattering of books borrowed from the Ellenburg personal library and the lendees behind each selection. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Series Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thaddeus delivers a warm Yuletide greeting. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Series Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The head of a major talent agency discusses advancements in the industry. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Preview the featured lots of a prestigious silent auction. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A tour of the cocaine-fueled writers' room of humor icon American Fancy. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Available Now! Thaddeus Ellenburg's Casual Friday: The Casuals (Volume 1). Order your copy today! www.casualfridaybooks.com.THADDEUS ELLENBURG compiles twenty of his most beloved casuals from the popular fiction podcast Thaddeus Ellenburg's Casual Friday. Penned and narrated by Ellenburg, his fanciful, humorous one-offs are presented here in their written forms for the first time. Such considerable subjects include fake food, a tour of wine country, amorous astrology, the moon landing, dueling drive-ins, a philosopher's online reviews, croquet, a support group for romantics, and a historical trip around a European racing circuit. Inside, Thaddeus Ellenburg offers timely first-class flights of fancy with every page turn.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Absent from Christmas, a man reflects on all the things he'll miss. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A dad is voted off a sexy survival reality competition show. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.