Patience Is A Vice

For his final tidbit and the grand finale to Ten Tolerable Tidbits, Ryan wraps up with a tidbit on..endings. Aww! Featuring TTT Fan Interviews with former president Barack Obama, comedian Jerry Seinfeld, and beloved rodent Mickey Mouse (sort-of). Sponsored by the follow-up to the hit summer toy Slip-N-Slide, Stumble-N-Stones.

In a more ~loose~ tidbit, Ryan delves into what it was like to go from middle school to college without going to school with girls...explains a lot, doesn't it? Ryan shares the lessons learned from that experience in order to better prepare himself for another female-deserted land: San Francisco. Sponsored by the new baby-exclusive airline, Fly N' Cry.

Ryan fulfills his destiny as ally and ambassador to humankind's greatest asset: the vertically challenged. In a shocking revelation, Ryan reveals in a shocking tell-all that he is indeed not 6'2", and describes some of the infinite blessings of being a human armrest. Sponsored by the popular new rail company Indecisive Transit.

Ryan does a deep dive on the 'finesse of the dress' in order to help you wield your greatest weapon: the wardrobe. Hear the groundbreaking fashion tips that critics are calling "peculiar" and "certainly a statement of some sort". Sponsored by the Brita Reverse Filter.

Ryan cooks up a steamer of an episode with his hottest tidbit yet: cooking is simply not worth it. From the time wasted on busy prepwork to the unwinnable war against any chef's most dangerous enemy (a pot of boiling water), this recipe might just convince you to hang up the apron for good. Sponsored by the highly anticipated and slightly demeaning sequel to 'Simon Says', 'Simon Side-Comments'.

Ryan lobbies against waiting in lines. Whether its the perilous pain of standing up for long periods of time, getting fidgety, or simply wanting to witness the calm before the storm, he argues that "being patient" and waiting in lines, just like eating two big bowls of Honey Nut Cheerios before that big soccer game, should be avoided like the plague. Sponsored by the Little Tykes Autopsy Kit.

Ryan has faced some formidable challenges over the years (finding a prom date, choosing what to order at Denny's within a reasonable timeframe). In Episode 4, he tunes in from the trenches of his greatest battle yet: mononucleosis. Sponsored by Soggy Notes.

Ryan makes a declaration of independence. By doing more activities alone, he argues that one can achieve greater confidence, avoid social humiliation (a tall task), meet new people, and give the brain a breather. Sponsored by the popular new office product, Bawlpoint Pens.

Ryan takes a stand against standing. Through the lens of sporting events, he advocates for sitting in order to maximize glute comfort, better appreciate the sport, and enjoy the company of an often misunderstood community: the elderly. Plus, a special bonus tidbit on when we should really be sitting and standing. Sponsored by the hit new toy, Build Your Own Invasive Species.

Ryan opens up this ten episode roller coaster with an absolute steamer: after showers, just change clothes in the bathroom. The benefits of the time saved, and the costs of that dangerous towel crawl back to safety, may surprise you. Sponsored by Bubble Wrap Bedsheets.