Swifty Quickie 5 | Programing Humor

The last episode went so great that The Swifty Boys are back to answer more questions from our listeners! Topic range from aliens to affirmative action. So sit back, relax, and enjoy season finally episode.

Hello Swifty Listeners, Rob here with another Quickie! This time around I want to talk about the times in which I went to live shows and it made my ears hurt. Not because of the quality of music, but the volume of it! Hope you enjoy my list!

Us Swifty Boys have benefited from our audience listening to us for so long. Naturally, it is our responsibility to give back. As such, we decided to give a listen to your voicemails to the podcast.A major thank you to the audience who asked questions:Dan Yowell: as himself, from the horror movie podcast, Stabby StabbySamson Hunter: as "Gee Dishamblow from Portland, Maine", "Mark LeStrong from Detroit Michigan", & "Chance Langstrom, from Grand Rapids", you may find his Instagram by clicking hereBuckley: as "Anonymous Asking About our Equipment", "Anonymous person asking us about books" , & "God, from heaven"; you may see him as half of the "Blues Brothers" parody group called "The Booze Brothers". You can follow the Booze Brother here.Diane Hurst: as herself, you may see her Instagram here.Paul Luchon, as himself & "Dan from Danbury, Connecticut". Marcene: a local bartender, as herself.Luke Eccles: as "Scott from Watertown, Wisconsin", & "Tony from Toms River, New Jersey". He is a co-host of his own podcast called "Sweater Headz" with Celso Nara. You may follow his various projects on this Linktree

Have you ever watched the news and thought “I can do better”? Have you ever had aspirations to be a news anchor? No? Okay, neither did we… nonetheless the Swifty Boys are back to do our interpretation of a news broadcast and the commercials between. A special thanks to the guests who lent their voice for our skits: Tyler Van Dyke - Swifty University Narrator & "Les Swiftees" restaurant ownerAnthony Graves - Swifty University Alumni #1. You can check out more of their stuff by visiting their InstagramTaylor Mushinski - Swifty University Alumni #2. You can support them by visiting their site.Buckley - Swifty University Alumni #3Samson Hunter - Break-Up Service Chad BradleyHere are the links to the articles we reference in the episode:Formerly Bullied Man Finds Happiness Married to Hatsune MikuNaples man calls 911 about McDonald’s order & says he has cocaine ‘in his butt’Man who faked being disabled teen to get diaper changed arrested again Residents urge Ann Arbor officials to decriminalize glue sniffingNotorious Inyathi gang bustedArtificial Intelligence Bot Becomes Racist And Homophobic After Learning From HumansCats caused more than 100 house fires in the past 3 years, South Korea officials sayPolice discover live deer in car trunk in DUI stopReptile hailed as world's first 'four-legged snake' turns out to be just a lizard

Have you ever wondered how hour after grueling working hour may affect your daily interactions? Your overall view on life? Especially if those hours are spent in front of a computer screen writing code? Well, Sinda is here to do a batch job compiling some of his expressions on his views!How has coding for so long effected him and his view on certain subjects?I am actually asking, please tell me. I refuse to listen. - Ariel

Hey hey guys, this is Rob coming in with another Quickie! For some reason, so many guitar pedals have overly sexual tones in the naming of their product to the point that it may be a little uncomfortable for certain people to reference them in public. As such I compiled a list of them for your enjoyment.

It's been a while, but the Swifty Boys are back with a new episode. Originally recorded in May 2022, we discuss the latest (at the time) Disney+ show Moon Knight! Did we enjoy it? Did we hate it? Or was it just 'Ok'? Listen to find out!

The Swifty Boys are back to discuss various topics and possible sponsorships. However, we are pretty new to this. We want the episode to come out perfect, but we kept messing up. Can we keep our composure together long enough before we have to start over?

Ariel & Sinda return for another Quikie to give our swifty opinions on the Marvel Studios show "Loki", available on Disney+.

This one is for the metal listeners in our audience. Neither Sinda or Ariel are metal-heads, so Rob will be hosting our second quickie to discuss his top 10 blast beats.