Bye, Bitch! (FULL SHOW 11.13)

Stanley from The Office stopped by to give us free Honeybaked Ham and solve your petty office beef. He told us his favorite GOAT meme from The Office, his real career as an office employee, and how you can meet him at his new Honey Baked Ham store location in Sherman Oaks. Since it was Friday the 13th today, we did a superstitious version of Johnny Doesn't Know, where we learned Johnny believes walking under mirrors is bad luck and that you should throw half n half over your shoulder to prevent bad luck. Klein had a late morning because he found a half-dead rat inside his garage, trapped in a rat trap. He then scooped it out to the street, only to have it spring back to life and run around, smashed-in head and all. It resulted in a call from Klein's kids, who promptly cussed on the air within 3 seconds. Plus Ally is up again in Box of Shame with yet another unsavory act performed on the 101 freeway, Vanessa has a nervous breakdown while hopped up on ham, and an In N Out insider rates the annoyance level of Klein's order on a scale of 1-10.

Jake wasn't in today (hold for applause) because he found out last night he tested positive for Covid. Should Ally be mad he exposed a vulnerable pregnant woman to a dangerous virus? Or are we all done caring about Covid? More importantly how can Jake tell he's sick when he always sounds like he's been diagnosed with a terminal illness? We did an AMA (ask me anything) with a Private Investigator today in light of the big Nvidia CEO cheating scandal permeating the news this week. Andy Kay of Kay & Associates has been in the PI business in LA for over 30 years, and we asked 100 questions, including how to follow someone without being caught, which gender cheats most, how surveillers pee when they're sitting in the car all day & much more. Human Bingo also brought about some fascinating stories today. We heard from people involved in affairs, people with hard-to-pronounce names, and people with major gambling wins & losses. Turns out people are married to some real pieces of shit, and Klein can't pronounce easy names OR hard ones! Plus we make fun of Klein for getting a tour of a fire truck as an adult man not accompanied by his kids, and Ally gets a new proposition from her doctor about how/when to schedule a C-Section on her due date, which happens to be Valentine's Day AND Superbowl Sunday.