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On this solo episode, Stassi shares the inspiration behind her new book, You Can't Have It All, and her initial thoughts on Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets Department album. Stassi starts off by giving an update on where she's at emotionally/mentally at the moment. She's struggling, but still getting sh!t done. Stassi then talks about how her new book,You Can't Have It All, is not a self help book, but actually a series of her stories that illustrate how sometimes it's ok if you are not exceling at everything you do all at once -- and how maybe happiness is found in accepting the good rather than focusing on what you don't have. She talks about her writing process, some of the topics she'll share, and what she hopes readers get from it. Finally, Stassi has thoughts on Taylor's new album. From Taylor seemingly criticizing fans' opinions of her relationships to Taylor low key savagely addressing Kim - Stassi talks about it all. She shares her current favorites (which may shift as she listens more) and her thoughts on Taylor dropping 31 songs all at once. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this special after-hours podcast, Stassi is joined by her childhood bestie Alex Stafford for Martini Time! The pair start off by talking about how friendships change when kids come into the picture and Stassi expresses how much she appreciates how Alex has made her feel so seen and loved as she's become a mother. They then talk about how they loved Harry Potter growing up and how Stassi's become a full Universal Studios adult. Finally, Stassi and Alex dissect the new Capri Pants trend and share whether or not they'll partake.This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIQuince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsHinge - Download Hinge today and find someone worth deleting the app for.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Despite the eclipse trying it's best to mess with the wifi signal, Stassi and bestie Taylor Strecker come together on this episode to discuss (our least fave) mercury retrograde, their horoscopes, the weird eclipse energy everyone is feeling, and a few current-ish events including Caitlin Clark, women being punched in NYC, and the Barbie movie. This episode is sponsored by:Saks.com - Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at saks.comSquarespace - Go to Squarespace for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/STASSI to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainThrive Causmetics - Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at www.thrivecausemetics.com/STASSITruly - To find Truly Hard Seltzer near you, go to www.trulyhardseltzer.com/locations Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customers,Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this solo episode, Stassi reintroduces herself to new and returning listeners. A re-introduction/get to know me episode, if you will. A lot has changed since Stassi's been on reality TV and she gives all the updates - including whether or not she's still obsessed with pizza and ranch, where her love of spooky things came from, and who she's excited to have on her podcast in the coming weeks. Stassi also shares a hot take that she's finally ready to share, inspired by Beyoncé's COWBOY CARTER - and specifically her rendition of Jolene.This episode is sponsored by:Vanderpump Villa - Watch Vanderpump Villa streaming now on HuluChime - Start building your credit. Get started now at www.chime.com/stassiHinge - Download Hinge today and find someone worth deleting the app forLiquid IV - Grab your Liquid IV Hydration Multiplier in bulk nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order when you go to www.liquidiv.com and use code STASSI at checkoutHiya - Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/stassiSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Introducing, Stassi! Stassi Schroeder Clark's nine-year running, chart-topping podcast is now renamed "Stassi" and part of the Dear Media network! Stassi is giving her podcast a vibe shift - she's removing the formality and restructuring her content to get back to the the roots of its early days, focusing on authenticity, candid, and quick-witted takes on her day-to-day life.On this episode, Stassi welcomes back her first ever podcast guest and bestie Kristina Kelly. The pair start off by explaining the new vibe of the podcast and what to look forward to. Stassi gives an update on her Kate Middleton episode after learning of Kate's devastating cancer diagnosis, and that conversation leads right into Stassi and Kristina's favorite topic: period pieces. Stassi and Kristina workshop in what era they'd love to live in for a week and weigh all the pros and cons.Follow Kristina at @kristinakelly and check out her brands Heartspring and Vicente.This episode is sponsored by:Ouai - Go to theouai.com and enter promo code: STASSI for 15% off any product.Vanderpump Villa - Watch Vanderpump Villa premiering April 1st, only on Hulu.Factor - Head to factormeals.com/stassi50 and use code STASSI50 for 50% offSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this extra long episode, Stassi and Lo French dive into the topic that's taken over the world - the Katespiracy - where the eff is Kate Middleton?! Why is Prince William using his solo monogram and only visiting her in the hospital once? Was she rushed out of Sandringham in an ambulance? Why hasn't she shown any signs of life other than weird (faked?) paparazzi shots? Stassi and Lo go through a timeline of events starting from last September that lead them to think that what the palace is publicly saying isn't quite the full truth. They also dissect all the theories that are floating around - including that she's a contestant on the Masked Singer. From Thomas Kingston's mysterious death to Rose Hanbury's recent profile and all the affair allegations in between, Stassi and Lo leave no stone left unturned.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this monthly Pop Culture Hour episode, Taylor Strecker joins to fill Stassi in on her recent trip to St. Barths and then the pair dives head first into the two trending pop culture topics this week: The Oscars and The Mystery of Kate Middleton. Stassi and Taylor first discuss Oscars fashion, funny Oscar moments, and deserving films - and they also address the people who don't love the show and glamour as much as they do. They then dissect what the hell is going on with Kate Middleton from the photoshop fail to the scary health/hostage conspiracy theories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode of Straight Up With Stassi, Stassi invites human design expert Jenna Zoe to have an in-depth conversation about human design and specifically dive in to Stassi’s chart on Jenna's My Human Design app. If you’ve listened to any of Stassi‘s podcast episodes for the last couple of months, you have probably heard her refer to how she's a Manifestor in Human Design. She has become obsessed with reading about her Human Design chart and the charts of those around her (and celebrities she loves lol).There are five main types: Manifestor, Generator, Manifesting Generator, Projector, and Reflector. Jenna shares many anecdotes about the different types and why knowing your Human Design - aka your manual - is so beneficial for everyone to feel aligned in their life. She gives tips on how to read their own chart through her app and she explains why understanding the design of people around you helps everyone to live harmoniously - aka your crazy sister's behavior makes waaaay more sense.You can listen to Jenna on her podcast, buy her book, and download her app My Human Design if you want to learn more! You can also watch this full episode on Patreon at patreon.com/stassi.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you're a long time listener, you know that the early early days of Stassi's podcast consisted of Bachelorette recaps of Kaitlyn Bristowe's season. Nine years later, Kaitlyn is FINALLY on Straight Up With Stassi this week catching up on all the gossip they missed! By referencing her old tweets, Stassi brings Kaitlyn back to her experience as the Bachelorette and all of Stassi's long time questions are finally answered - ie "if you're so afraid of birds, why did you get them tattoo'd on your arms?" Stassi was asked to prepare an embarrassing moment for Kaitlyn's podcast but was never asked about it on Off The Vine, so she shares it here! Next, Kaitlyn shares her journey with personal growth and makes Stassi's day/week/month/year when she realizes that in 100 years, people will watch Vanderpump Rules and Stassi will essentially be in a "period piece". Life made.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this Pour It Out episode, Stassi is answering your voicemails with her CO-Lo, Lo French. Before they jump in, Stassi and Lo discuss Straight Up With Stassi's evolution and how they're envisioning the next phase will look. The first voicemail Stassi answers sends her into a full Dyson Airwrap dilemma. She then addresses how you manifest your dream home and whether brides or bridesmaids should pay for the bachelorette. Stassi and Lo listen to back to back voicemails about a cheating ex (how dare he?!) and then they wrap up with a little advice on how to navigate the Zara website. If you'd like to be featured on an episode of Pour It Out, call 844-666-SUWS and leave a voicemail! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.