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Straight People Movies

Armageddon

It&#39;s our 100th episode, we&#39;re doing literally whatever we want, who cares!

This song will change your life *proceeds to play &quot;Play by Play&quot; by Autre Ne Veut*

Recorded live from the assassin hotel whose name Dylan didn&#39;t bother looking up before writing this joke.

Sorry for the delay, we had to drop something off at Mount Doom and that took longer than expected.

Just gonna move this stool out of the way real quick gimme a second.

Recorded live from a pit under a car.&nbsp;

Come with us if you want to slay.

*Jojo Leave voice* Get out (Knives!), right now.

A podcast where two gays watch a movie for straight people and ask, "why?"