Slow, Sad, and Sapphic

Slightly delayed, but we’re back with our final takes on this year’s Eurovision Song Contest! Tune in to find out what we think of Bulgaria’s win and everything else that happened it yet another dramatic year! Thank you to our listeners, new and old, for joining us for another season, and hope to see you … Continue reading Bulgariaranga: A Eurovision 2026 Debrief →

This year’s Eurovision artists are deep in rehearsal mode, so it’s time for the gang to give their predictions! Who will take home the glass microphone and who will flop hard? And who won our Star Spangled Jury?! Tune in to find out! (Also, apologies for the sound issues!)

Join the gang for the last round of reviews for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest where we cover Czechia, Georgia, and Armenia, and end with some hot takes about this year overall! Songs featured: Daniel Zizka – Crossroads Bzikebi – On Replay Simon – Paloma Rumba Thank you to everyone who submitted their picks for … Continue reading Keep Us On Replay, Ok? →

Join the gang this week as they give their hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Portugal, Poland, Azerbaijan, and Switzerland! They’re all low in the odds but tune in to see which of them we think will qualify! Songs featured: Bandidos do Cante – Rosa Alicja – Pray Jiva – Just Go Veronica … Continue reading Slow, Sad, and Sapphic →

Join the gang as they discuss this year’s Eurovision acts from the UK, France, San Marino, and Sweden! Tune in as we welcome the return of the Queen of Eurovision and give our hot takes on the entries thirsting for her crown. Songs featured: Look Mum No Computer – Ein, Zwei, Drei Monroe – Regarde! … Continue reading Lyrics So Bad Even AI Couldn’t Have Written Them →

Join the gang as they give their hottest takes on this year’s entries from Italy, Australia, Romania, and Israel! From family values to kink appreciation, we’ve got it all! Songs featured: Sal Da Vinci – Per Sempre Sì Delta Goodrem – Eclipse Alexandra Căpitănescu – Choke Me Noam Bettan – Michelle Don’t forget, you can … Continue reading “See, I am in a good mood! I just needed **this**” →

Join the gang as they discuss this year’s Eurovision entries from Norway, Finland, Germany, and Serbia! Sometimes we have nuanced critiques and sometimes our gay brain takes over. Songs featured: Jonas Lovv – Ya Ya Ya Linda Lampenius x Pete Parkkonen – Liekinheitin Sarah Engels – Fire Lavina – Kraj Mene We’re also opening our … Continue reading Spicy German or German Spicy? →

Join the gang as they give their hottest takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Belgium, Austria, Lithuania, and Bulgaria! Tune in to find out which of those just *feels* problematic. Songs featured: Essyla – Dancing on the Ice Cosmó – Tanzschein Lion Ceccah – Sólo Quiero Más Dara – Bangaranga

Join the gang for another week of Eurovision hot takes as they review this year’s entries from Estonia, Latvia, Croatia, and Greece! And yes, we’re a little drunk, it’s fine! Songs featured: Vanilla Ninja – Too Epic to be True Atvara – Ēnā Lelek – Andromeda Akylas – Ferto

Join the gang as they give their hottest takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Luxembourg, Ukraine, Cyprus, and Denmark! Plus, Alix rants in Danish! Songs featured: Eva Marija – Mother Nature Leleka – Ridnym Antigoni – Jalla Søren Torpegaard Lund – Før Vi Går Hjem