Dating Disasters Decoded

We SPIRAL through the scam that is adulthood. From tax confusion and credit card chaos to the desperate art of personal rebranding, it’s all on the table. There’s Ticketmaster drama (obviously), Madonna obsession, and even Zodiac sign video game assignments, because why not? It’s adulting, but make it unhinged, with a side of existential crisis.📞 Got a story? Text or call (312) 566-8225✨ Spill the tea at www.SomebodysEX.com

Max and Leo are spiraling, in the best way. This episode dives headfirst into teacher trauma, tragic post-breakup hair decisions, and and a deep dive into the Karen Industrial Complex™ 👩🏼‍🦱🧃. From school day trauma to “can I speak to your manager?” energy across the country, they break down who gets the Karen crown and why some of y’all need to retire the bleach and bangs.Buckle up. It’s giving chaos.📞 Got your own unhinged tale? Text or call us at (312) 566-8225✨ Or drop it at www.SomebodysEX.com

We're back, and it’s all about fresh starts, hot takes, and a little chaos. We're breaking down Lady Gaga’s Mayhem 🎤, spill on personal resets (because we all need one), and tackle the messy mix of politics, relationships, and boundaries. Plus—Oscars buzz, reality TV , and a round of Keep, Leave, Thank to sort out what’s worth holding onto this year!📞 Got a story? Text or call us at (312) 566-8225✨ Spill the tea at www.SomebodysEX.comLet’s do this! 🔄🚀

In the season one finale of Somebody’s Ex, we explore soulmates in all their forms—romantic ❤️, platonic 🤝, and downright chaotic 🌀. Tune in as we laugh, reflect, and share a FaceTime divorce story, a Nosferatu-inspired toxic love metaphor 🧛‍♂️🔥, and more! Have a story? We’d love to hear it! 📞 Text or call us at (312) 566-8225 ✨ Write to us at www.SomebodysEX.com

🎙️ We’re joined by two guest callers, tackle toxic friendships—party pals, fairweather friends, bad influencers, and frenemies. We’re sharing personal stories, red flags, and tips on setting boundaries and letting go. Plus, rating iconic on-screen friendships like Regina & Gretchen (Mean Girls) and Stevie & David (Schitt’s Creek). Stick around for a preview of next episodes big topic: SOULMATES.Got a story? Submit it at somebodysex.com!

Dating dumpster fires, from flirty freeloaders to a partner who got caught hiring escorts. From bad venues to worse behavior, we dissect deal breakers and throw shade where it’s due. Got trash tales? Submit them at SomebodysEx.com and come back next time for all the tea on toxic friendships.

Roommate chaos in this episode of Somebody’s Ex. From snoring nightmares to water damage disasters, wild stories and debate ideal vs. nightmare celebrity roommates. Discussions cover privacy challenges, compatibility, and a game called “Stay or Slay.” Plus, listener tales!

Calling all emotional vampires—those people who drain your energy and cross boundaries. We're sharing personal stories, listener submissions, and pop culture references to explore the effects of such individuals. The episode features discussions on ghosting, love bombing, and gaslighting, plus entertaining segments like ‘Vibe or Vampire.’ With anecdotes on Kim Petras’ Halloween albums and spooky movie reviews, this episode is a mix of relatable advice and hilarious commentary.

Max and Leo dive into spooky season with tales of cursed exes and witchy vibes. They reflect on past episodes' "two truths and a lie," share hypothetical spells for exes, and swap personal superstitions and Halloween costume stories. The duo offers humorous costume ideas and discusses zodiac traits of famous witches, inviting listeners to share their own stories for more thrilling content ahead.

We’re swapping stories about past relationships ❤️‍🔥, tech disasters that made us question life 💻📞, and first dates so weird they should’ve been scripted 😳💔. Spam calls? 📲🚫 Exes with pets? 🐶🐱 Hot Cheetos as a GI lifesaver? 🌶️🔥💩 Oh, and don’t forget the salami-sharing chaos 🥓🫠, horror movie debates 🎥👻, and the absolute madness of navigating our dating lives 🫣🍸. It’s messy, wild, and full of surprises—just the way we like it.Text or Call (312) 566-8225Write to us @ www.SomebodysEX.com