S02 Ep09 - Fables

Thanks for all the listens even though we've been off air for 2 years. Here's the 2024 banger, A Bee Done It.Leave a comment on Spotify and tell us where you're listening from if you can be arsed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The long awaited bonus cup finale is actually here. Thanks for the support for season 2!Lyrics for BlunderCats in case anyone gives a jobby:Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseFeel the magic, feel the roar (roar)Blunder cats are looseBlunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Steppin outta the shadows, into the lightBlunder is here with his red grading penWith an ear for a story and in no mood for shyteSubstitute Blunder is here again (again!)Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Mr Teacher said fuhk no and bailedMr Blunder said fuhk yeah and this ship set sail!Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseHe's got too many children and can't get no sleepBut still hands out the A gradesDon't think he's a pushover though because...HE LOBS UNGRADEDS LIKE THEIR HAND GRENADES!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!Blunder blunder blunder blunder catsNee owww beer owww neeee owwwww!SEASON ONE RYAN WONSEASON TWO RYAN WONBONUS CUP RYAN WONSO EVERYONE ELSE SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUMMM!Blunder cats are on the moveBlunder cats are looseFeel the magic, feel the roar (roar)Blunder cats are loose*****Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a finale! Here are the lyrics for 'A Bee Done It':Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutIt weren't my fault bruv ya got to believe meI had to pull my pants down mate a bee stung my weeny (weeny)I was transporting it back to its hiveShoved it down my pants not gonna lieWhat shocked me is it stung my bell endNot the shaft or either of my nutsacksJust the bell end mate it hurt like a butt slap (butt slap)Pants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutThe manager from boots called the copsbefore i knew it i was surroundedi was screamin "please have mercy my knob's took a pounding" (pounding)They didn't care, told me to pull up my underwearI said mate, are you having a laughYou seen the size of my knob it looks like a giraffeIt's all swollen yeah from the bee stingain't you been listening bruv it's all I've been sayinPants came downKnob fell outPeople screaminRunnin all aboutLook, bottom line is the cops opened fireI screamed "a bee done it, I'm not a liar!"shot grazed my knob, shot grazed my gobi got real scared man, started prayin to godCops ran out of bullets so i took my chanceboarded the ferry to calais, francein france it's great: nudity is fineit won't go on my record as another sex crime (sex crime)Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pretty easy to imagine the future it turns out.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The scoreboard gets TENSE in the penultimate episode.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things get very Sopranos this week.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting alllll futuristic this week.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See you in hell, candy boys!Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's about to get James Bondy.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, we did accidently upload episode 6 last week instead of episode 5. Oops.Socials:Insta - https://www.instagram.com/smallfictionspodcast/YT - https://www.youtube.com/@smallfictionspodcastTwitter - https://twitter.com/smallfic_podTikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@smallfictionspodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcWebsite: https://shows.acast.com/small-fictions Get in touch:Email - [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.