92) Vampire On Vampire Pt. III - Blade (1998)

We wrap up Shocktober with Andrew's pick Shadow of the Vampire. THRILL as we list recent movies we've seen! CHILL as we watch a scene from a different Murnau film! SHIVER as we all silently take a Tom Cruise quiz!  

Next up for Shocktober, it's Mike's pick, From Beyond the Grave. Why don't they make anthology movies anymore? It's the perfect format for horror! Also, Kit calls dibs on Peter Cushing.

Hello, boils and ghouls! It's the return of Shocktober, and we're starting off our annual spookfest with the creep-quel to a movie we just watched, Blade II, starring Wesley Frights, Creep Creepstofferson, and Ron Demon and directed by Guillermo del Terror. The first cut is the deepest, but the second is the creepest! Blood pack? More like Blood wack!     

It's Blade, motherfucker.

Jami Gertz! Glittery blood! The first openly gay child vampire hunter! We were born to shop and kill vampires, and our credit cards are all maxed out.

Tale as old as time Vamp and girlfriend flee Bounty hunters chase Plan to fly to space To vampire city   Barbaroi are strange One of them is tree Trap me in a void Shadow man destroyed Vampire Hunter D   Blood Countess is mean Takes us by surprise Stab her with my sword Let the couple board Rocket to the skies   I'm Dracula's son But refuse to feast Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Vampire Hunter D   Friend grow old and die Left Hand is a guy Vampire Hunter D

You wanna know how I got these...laughs? We're taking on the buddy-cop comedy classic that didn't kill any of its stars, The Dark Knight. What is Joker's plan? What does Nolan think about the Patriot Act? What the hell is Jim Gordon talking about? All that, plus an interview with Mike's friend David Dastmalchian...'s sock.

Well, we did it, folks. We made Kit watch Interstellar. Hell of a long movie. Space is real wacky, y'all.

The march toward forcing Kit to watch Interstellar begins with Dunkirk. Is it Nolan's masterpiece? Or is there still too much talking?

David Nutter directed several all-timer X-Files episodes. So why is this movie so not razor?