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Is the best midfielder in the world a 20 year from Birmingham being used as a hybrid 8,9, and 10? We delve into the late antics from the last week of European football. Late winners' galore ft Real Madrid, Spurs, Lazio etc. Also on the table is a wrap up of matchday 1 of the Champions league (cue the anthem), an in depth preview of the North London Derby, as well as perspectives into the plight of the Red Devils. Much love to all the listeners. We do this for you. New art otw soon.

Deep in the recesses of their mind, during a deep hibernation, the boys hear the call. Premier League football is back, and so is Size 5. Back, better than ever, the boys awaken to the sound of the Champion's League anthem and break down the groups to come. Fresh off the press. Doesn't get better than this. Stick around a little longer for the current state of affairs of the Premier League's top teams and players. Much love to all the listeners. We do this for you.

Football Gurus at large, Andrew and Alan, bring you the latest in the premier league state of play. We talk about Sealand National Team in all its glory, Manchester City vs Arsenal's heavyweight clash, the cockfight v2, and the relegation battle for the ages. Stick around for a Champion's League preview and our early pick for Europe's most coveted cup. The Boys will be back later in the week to discuss all the midweek games and preview the upcoming action. Much love to everyone who has given a listen, we do this for you and could not be more excited to bring you more of the best.

The boys are back! We pick up where the GOAT left off with some World Cup review. We look back at an amazing tournament and the moments that meant the most. Tribute is paid to the King of Football, Pele, as we look at his impact to the beautiful game as the most important player to touch a football.  A week and a half ago Messi lifted the World Cup, and since then a whole round of premier league football happened! We review the action and top it all off with some Championship talk! Much love to everyone listening, Have a great new year.

Two friends pitted against each other. Tune in for the 1st edition of The Cockfight, by Size 5 Pod. We review Spurs vs Liverpool in detail with tactical analysis out the wazoo. We also do a European roundup and take you across the continent to look at the dynamics in the top leagues. Stick around late for some Champions League last 16 discussions. Imagine your team not being in the champions league last 16. Lastly, we cover the most everlasting debate to grace the football landscape, from twitter trolls to top pundits, MESSI vs RONALDO. Much love to everyone taking the time to listen. We do it for you.

The return of the best football pod around. Alan and Andrew reunite to discuss every World Cup group and our expectations for what is sure to be a unique tournament. First guest ever of the pod Eddie Castro, photographer and Man United fan, links with fellas to breakdown United top to bottom with conversation ranging from Ole's tactics, transfers, Ronaldo's debacle, and what to look forward to under the ETH revolution. A true Man United Special for all you reds fans. Alan sulks over Tottenham's defeat at United, Andrew caps us off with a quick drop in on Liverpool, and we discuss the recent sacking of Steven Gerrard. Thank you to all listeners and your support. You're the reason we do this. We'll be back next week with a new guest to take a deep dive into the gunners, Arsenal Football Club, who are #topoftheleague.

Champions league stonks going up! Tune in to this preview of this week's champions league fixtures and get all the insight we have to offer. Will Lewa make Bayern rue selling him? How many goals will Haaland score on Dortmund's head top? Can Klopp make TAA run again? Also tune in for the debate as old as time, Chilis vs Applebee's.  Sorry about the audio guys, mistakes were made. Won't happen again. Pinky promise :(

The boys are back in your ears with thrilling reflections from this past weekend's action. We discuss United's transcendent performance against their rivals, Allan St. Maximin taking Man City outside for a talk, Chelsea getting soccered and much more. Stick around until the end for some matches to look forward to this weekend as well as a speculative look ahead to the Champion's League group stages, fresh off the press. 

The boys are back for a review of the first round of games from the English Premier League. Discussions arise of Liverpool's shortcomings, JWP's domination of Spurs yet again (sort of), Arsenal's silky football and their expectations, boring Chelsea, Leeds (America) supremacy, United's inability to fight off some seagulls, and the Declan Rice agenda also continues (Haaland owns West Ham). Tune in for all this and more on the best SOCCER podcast around. Artwork by @campaignjordie. 

Premier league opening weekend predictions!!! Tune in to the boys giving you the full breakdown and predictions of all games from match week 1, the totally not basic top 7 expectations, the teams doomed to relegation, the stuck in the middle (like Malcom) teams, and some good ole slander. Follow us on instagram and twitter @Size5Pod. Artwork by @campaignjordie