The Watchers

She was a fairy. And he was a fairy. And.. Dakota Fanning was there as well. Patrick and Jordan talk about The Watchers and get real woodsy and sh*t. And also do an ASMR game.

Shhhhh In this episode, Patrick and Jordan talk (not quietly enough to survive) about A Quiet Place Day One.

MOMMY DADDY Patrick and Jordan are here to talk about SkinnyLegs/Longlegs, staring NepoBaby Nick Cage and Maika Monroe, directed by NepoBaby Osgood Perkins.

Agatha Christie and a Gen Zer had a baby, and his name is Pete Davidson. This episode, Patrick and Jordan talk about Bodies Bodies Bodies, drink a blue drink, panic over name pronunciations, and reveal the cure to colds and other bugs. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at [email protected].

Patrick and Jordan are back to talk about the Goofy mov-errrrr I mean Arcadian, Starring Nicholas Cage, Jaeden Martell, Maxwell Jenkins, and Sadie Soverall. They also do an ASMR challenge, talk about the Nicholas Cage-issance, and wear apocalypse dirt and beige. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at [email protected].

They're here. And by they, we mean us in our half-assed clown costumes, taking about POLTERGEIST. Hear us discuss the curse, the pool of real dead bodies and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at [email protected].

How do you solve a problem like Sydney Sweeney? Find out in our latest episode where we talk about Immaculate, hoo-ha's, catholicism, and so much more. TW: this conversation includes discussion of fictionalized sexual abuse within the film. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at [email protected].

Bradshaw? Mulligan? Comma Jim? In this episode, Patrick and Jordan talk about Stephen King's creation with the most adaptations (I didn't google this, don't quote me), CARRIE. Its a battle royale of Sissy Spacek vs. Chloe Grace Moretz vs. book Carrie. In this episode, Patrick and Jordan also talk about hollywood-ugly, do some ASMR, put on prom dresses and cover themselves in fake blood, and Jordan pretends to take a shot (which Patrick didn't notice until he edited this episode. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at [email protected].

Patrick and Jordan become 70s talkshow hosts to chat about the hit indie film, Late Night with the Devil. Also they chat about AI, mac and cheese, cars with feelings and so much more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at [email protected].

Patrick and Jordan throw on their leotards and tights to talk to you about Abigail, the 2024 horror movie about a kidnapped ballerina. Conversation also includes warm tequila, From Dusk Til Dawn, Matilda, Elon Musk, movie marketing that reveals too much, vampire puppetry, and more. Follow us on Instagram and Tiktok @SilentScreamingPodcast. To send us an email (give us ideas, say whatever you want, etc.) email us at [email protected].