Episode 45: Bad Things (2023)

We're not dead yet! This week's episode covers the perfect game part 2! Movies include From Beyond (1986), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979), Primate (2025), Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025), Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018), and Jason X (2001). Support the show

Sorry for the late upload, buddies, but we're here with PART ONE OF THE PERFECT GAME!Movies this week are: Malignant, Lake Mungo, Barbarian, The Innocents, The Monkey, 1408, and The Twilight Zone! Support the show

Line jump! We're sinking our teeth into Saccharine (2026), a movie about weight loss, GLP-1s, and eating human ashes! Cyrus and Katie both liked a lot about this one, but also discuss a few of the elements that undermined the idea of body-positivity and looped right back around to fatphobia. That being said, this movie was still a real feast for the eyes. As you can probably imagine, we talk a lot about food and eating disorders in this episode; so if that's likely to be triggering for you, feel free to give this one a pass.Brutality: 2Aesthetic: 3Scariness: 2Horniness: 3Support the show

Bambi has entered the public domain and the first thing we decided to do with it was make a shitty horror movie! Bambi: The Reckoning is an unpleasant little cash grab of a movie that wasn't good....but also wasn't really bad enough to be all that interesting. What a sell, huh? Support the show

Well friends, this week Cyrus and Katie watched Baghead (2023), a movie about, well, a ghost or a witch or the ghost of a witch with a bag on its head that can reconnect you with your deceased loved ones - sort of. This one really suffers from being a crappier version of talk to me, but the creative choice to have the central horror figure straight up Eat An iPhone is one we'll be talking about for years to come. Support the show

This week, your intrepid horror homies dive into Bad Things (2023), a pretty obvious homage to the Shining about maybe-haunted hotels, messy queer friend groups, withholding moms, how hot Molly Ringwald is at fifty-right, and how hard it is to be a terminal fuckup. Support the show

Shudder really is the gift that keeps on giving, and this week it gave us the brainchild of Nathan Shepka, The Baby in the Basket (2025), a movie that is trying really really hard to be a love letter to the tradition of gothic horror and nunsploitation but instead is just kind of a total nothingburger. Conversation includes our car-buying woes, the merits of just Winnie-the-Pooh-ing, and how long is too long for a jerking off scene. Support the show

This week, we're jumping the line to Speak No Evil, a Dutch/Danish co-production and SHUDDER original released in 2022. We've previously watched the Blumhouse remake of this film, released in 2024, and wanted to check out the much-more-brutal original and boy did we have a good time with it. Topics of conversation include our impossibly stupid chickens, the difference between the Danish and the Dutch, the daily abuse Katie visits upon Cyrus, and when to just say Fuck This And Leave. Support the show

Bad Moon is what happens when you cross a Hallmark movie from the POV of a dog with a schlocky werewolf movie with lots of nudity and a weirdly long sex scene---and yet, as good as that sounds, Katie and Cyrus were less than impressed. It's all about the duality of man and wolf, man. Support the show

In celebration of THE ORIGIN OF EVIL (Katie's birthday), we're talking about one of Katie's favorite movies: From Dusk Till Dawn! We talk about the big twist, the joys of practical effects, and the fact that Sex Machine is CLEARLY a trans man. Cyrus will accept no alternatives. Brutality: 3Aesthetic: 4Scariness: 1Horniness: 4Support the show