Weaponized Incompetence

Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she?? This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and some very very bad breath. There's burger issues, a sugar ban and some emotional beef! QFTP's include naked parties, a spare digit, a long list of one woman's icks and some harmless baseball cap fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne Pinnock — global pop queen, powerhouse performer, and all-around icon. From Little Mix magic to bossing up as a solo artist, Leigh-Anne brings good vibes, honesty, and a whole lot of laughs. The trio bond over life as working parents and how to keep marriage fresh and fun! They discuss Leigh-Anne’s next era including how she’s owning her voice, chasing her dreams, and staying unapologetically herself every step of the way. Plus, of course, a corker of a Please Keep Me Anonymous.  Check out Leigh- Anne’s singles: Been a Minute, Dead and Gone and Burning Up! Leigh-Anne YouTube  Leigh-Anne’s New Album will be out in February 2026 and look out for her UK and European Tour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Potatoes, AI Porn and why Rosie isn't allowed to enter competitions. Chris reveals a new yoghurt obsession and Rosie makes a call to both Sandra and Kate... There's some science facts, clothing related beef and QFTP's involving theme tunes, gaming and a trip to Turkey. Keep sending your weird and wonderful emails to: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray! Al and Chris reminisce about touring together and discuss an eventful trip to Dubai. The trio also talk about Al's love of history, the splash zone on his new tour and the perils of meet and greets... All of this plus Al reads one of your brilliant emails! Find tickets to Al's tour here: thepublandlord.com Al's podcast We Have Ways of Making You Talk with James Holland can be found here: We Have Ways - Channel - Apple Podcasts Catch Al's voice (and writing) on the topical YouTube Series Spitting Image: The Rest is Bullshit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first there is a Geography quiz, some passive aggressive behaviour from Siri and discussion about what radio/podcasts host look like in real life! QFTP'S involve a school prank, swimming googles, an unusual headscratcher and some monetisation of discharge... who knew? Keep your emails coming to [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg Davies! As well as talking about the new series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Greg reveals what his first TV job was and he shares the details of a very stressful photoshoot (and it's not the one with all the milk!) Rosie and Greg bond over true crime obsessions and the three all get nostalgic for the naughty kids at school. Watch Never Mind the Buzzcocks on Tuesday's at 9pm on Sky Max and NOW To find out details about any forthcoming shows join Greg's mailing list at Gregdavies.co.uk Watch Taskmaster on C4 at 9pm on Thursdays or catch up at Channel4.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs! Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit. Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why he LOVES hotels. All of this plus he reads a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story. Sam's new Single Better Man is out now and his album Heartland will be released on October 16th. If you want your story to be shared by a special guest, email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts? All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's! If you have some stories that you'd like to share on the podcast, email: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens! Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time! The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing the importance of theatre as a cultural experience. As well as all of this, Jordan reads an email from a listener and reveals his competitive side. Escape room anyone?? If you would like your email to be read out by a special guest, email: [email protected] To book tickets to Entertaining Mr Sloane visit: youngvic.org/whats-on/entertaining-mr-sloane Jordan's book Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak and Dogs is available in paperback now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices