Accretion

So, for this week’s episode we have our first man on women fanfiction and its Thor, god of thunder, and jane Foster in a passionate sex scene. Instead of the usual shots this week our hosts taste different flavoured ales in spirit of Thor and this one makes this episode a bit longer and makes us very drunk so hope you enjoy.

This week we’ve got a guest host joining us for the first time, a friend of ours Josie who has been listening from the start and is very funny. The fanfiction this week is a pup play fantasy with Spiderman and Mysterio, another very strange addition to our fan fic reading list and just a warning we get very drunk this time which is why its quite a long episode so please enjoy

This is the second part of last weeks episode with Snape and the Telly Tubbys while its equally as gross it does take some surprising twists and turns as a plot appears out of nowhere. We also get distracted and by a moth for a bit but it was to funny to cut out so hope you enjoy.

Not going to lie this episode is not for the faint of heart, it was summitted for us to read by one of our listeners and tells the story of a very graphic meeting between Severus Snape from Harry Potter and the British children’s show the Telly Tubbys. Theres some gross but funny stuff in this weeks episode so listen to part one at you own risk and try to enjoy.

This week is a slightly different type of podcast because we are taking a break from recording and instead upload a episode we filmed a few weeks back for a situation just like this. So instead of reading a fanfiction George and Shay explain sexual phrases to Stephanie in a type of sex education and its just as funny as our other episode and hope you enjoy it just as much.

This week we’ve got a guest joining us, Chloe, Stephanie’s siter has a lot more experience reading fan fic then the rest of us, so we have a new perspective, we hope you love her as much as we do. For this week’s fanfiction we gone for the wonderful world of RuPaul’s drag race season 6 as we read about a backstage hook up between Bianca Del Rio (Roy) and Adore Delano (Danny), it’s something special.

It’s a longer episode this week because this fanfiction gives us a lot to talk about. In this episode we read about five from the umbrella academy and superman (Henry Ceville) himself and their antics in the Justice League locker room. Warning this episode got us extra tipsy so we apologise in advance.

This week’s fanfiction is about the vampire mocumentary film ‘What we do in the shadows’. This is one of our favourite films, one in which we quote consistently, so this week’s drinking game is to drink every time we quote the film, feel free to play alone at home whether you’ve seen the film or not.

We are three friends who know a lot about drinking and nothing about fanfiction so we get drunk and read the funniest fanfics they can find while you drink along at home. This is our first episode, so we wanted to start big with a fan fiction called “Muppet Noises” about a threesome involving Kermit the frog, Elmo and a special secret guest its weird wonderful and very funny. We hope you enjoy as much as we did.