Protecting Your Ass(ets)

Justin Sun tried to out-grift the Trumps and got wrecked. We break down the entertaining crypto drama: how His Excellency bought $75M of World Liberty Financial tokens to cozy up to the new administration, then got his wallets frozen when he tried to take profit. Plus, we discuss (objectify) some of crypto's good boys in game of Pump, Hold, Dump. Subscribe for weekly takes on crypto, careers, dating & being very online.Links:Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackFollow us:Seeking Alpha on YouTubeSeeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

Live from Pubkey, we discuss bitcoin's role as the new gold and real estate, navigating different kinds of risks, love as leverage and MUCH more. Subscribe for weekly takes on crypto, careers, dating & being very online.Links:Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackFollow us:Seeking Alpha on YouTubeSeeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

Financial products seem complicated... until you realize they're just like the men in your life. We break down equity, debt, derivatives, insurance, and pooled investments – all as male archetypes. Plus: real talk on careers, ambition, grief, and learning to to less to become more. Subscribe for weekly takes on crypto, careers, dating & being very online.Register for our LIVE SHOW in NYC on October 22!Links:Compression packing cubesBuy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackFollow us:Seeking Alpha on YouTubeSeeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

Lindsay and Larissa break down the chaos of tokenized securities and discuss the tension of having unlimited opportunities while also wanting a (semi) stable life. Register for our LIVE SHOW in NYC on October 22!Links:Chirp WheelBuy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackSubscribe to Seeking Alpha on YouTubeFollow us on X and Instagram:Seeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

We dive into why a kids' gaming platform is schooling crypto on adoption, white knight performatism and more. Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackSubscribe to Seeking Alpha on YouTubeFollow us on X and Instagram:Seeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

Lindsay and Larissa break down the shady underworld of institutional crypto trading and why you should care about it. Learn why OTC is where the REAL action happens, what it means for the market and why buying bitcoin now still isn't too late. Plus: what Gen Z can do that our parents never could (hint: it's not buy a house), why Goldman Sachs is making junior bankers swear loyalty oaths, and what sunscreen is hot girl summer certified.Washington Post op-ed: “Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know.” (lol) https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/07/10/donald-trump-clown-clowns-without-borders/ Pirate Wires: https://www.piratewires.com/ “The Snakehead: An Epic Tale of the Chinatown Underworld and the American Dream” by Patrick Radden Keefe https://amzn.to/3TUI3nY SuperGoop Unseen sunscreen: https://www.amazon.com/Supergoop-Unseen-Sunscreen-SPF-1-7/dp/B08CFVM1TT/?th=1 Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackSubscribe to Seeking Alpha on YouTubeFollow us on X and Instagram:Seeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

We get into Bitcoin Vegas, GameStop’s crypto pivot, and why every company suddenly wants to be MicroStrategy. Larissa spills on surviving a Trump mosh pit, Lindsay rants about financial delusion, and we both debate whether turning into a Bitcoin holding company is brilliant or batshit. Also: furries, toddlers, and weed prescriptions. An episode for the ages.Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackSubscribe to Seeking Alpha on YouTubeFollow us on X and Instagram:Seeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

Live from Consensus 2025 in Toronto, Lindsay and Larissa discuss event takeaways, how they use AI, and answer listener questions.Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackSubscribe to Seeking Alpha on YouTubeFollow us on X and Instagram:Seeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

Being hot is a 24/7 job. Your actual job is a 24/7 job. This leaves 0 time to plan how to use your money – especially when spending it is ALSO a 24/7 job, unless you're Lindsay. Lindsay explains how she budgeted her way to two houses, while Larissa learns how to diversify "financials" beyond holding bitcoin. Fucking around with your finances is out. Financial savviness is in. (Larissa is sobbing)Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackSubscribe to Seeking Alpha on YouTubeFollow us on X and Instagram:Seeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram

Death comes for us all, but your Bitcoin doesn't have to die with you—unless you're James Howells, who accidentally tossed $800 million into a landfill. This week, we're talking crypto estate planning with Wasim from Vault12, because nothing says "I love you" to your family like not forcing them to explain to a therapist why they're digging through garbage to find your hard drive.Buy us a coffee! Or a drink! Or several!Submit questions and share feedbackSubscribe to Seeking Alpha on YouTubeFollow us on X and Instagram:Seeking Alpha on XSeeking Alpha on InstagramLarissa on XLarissa on InstagramLindsay on XLindsay on Instagram