CINCINNATI IS NOT CLEVELAND

Let’s sit back and enjoy it, SaysWhovia. We earned this.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

SaysWhovia! Maureen is on England on tour but she and Dan wrestled down technical difficulties to discuss THE ELECTION together this morning.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Someone wrote a really, really long post. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

This week, Dan and Maureen look at life two weeks away from the 2026 midterm election, which means it’s time to talk about the people who have been inside Maureen’s skull this week. And if we’re talking about that, of course we have to talk about everyone’s favorite character: The Tooth Man. You know The Tooth Man, right? Obviously they’re going to get to things like the rotating press secretary and the golf course—but the Tooth Man is here!Also, let’s go to Stupid Versailles in the Says Who It’s Not Quite History Corner!Two weeks, SaysWhovia. Gird your loins and count your teeth.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Maureen shouldn’t be allowed to tour. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Remember when we said there wouldn't be an episode this week? Well strap in Sayswhovians because not only IS there an episode it is actually RECORDED LIVE AND IN PERSON. In the dark, by a lake, with a rat. So, you know, a very Maureen and Dan live recording, captured while Maureen is out on tour for the Velvet Knife. Or at least trying to be.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

It’s almost time for Maureen’s book to come out! She’s getting ready for tour. Someone took all her kitchen drawers and are tooth is exploding, so things are right on schedule!Dan would like to help plan. And also, tell her about Trump’s wonderful plans for the Kennedy Center, some art, and a beautiful arch full of snipers and drones.It’s fall 2026, SaysWhovia. Time to get weird.  Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

HE’S ALIVE!Sort of!Technically??? Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Whoa! Dan can’t believe that it’s September! He has no idea where is in time! That’s okay. Maureen will help. These pictures of RFK and Vance chowing down on sauerkraut while Marco Rubio lurks in the background will help ground him. Probably. For sure all this Trump ballroom and arch talk will help. There’s so many details! Such thick stuff!Dan does not feel better.Get your dancing shoes on, SaysWhovia. We’re going to a ball. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho

Welcome to September, SaysWhovia! What a fall we are about to have. FALL IS RIGHT, right? And new war just dropped—this time, Canada! Sure. Why not. But Dan and Maureen are here to talk about coping. About protecting your mind and body and this time. This includes teeth, which cannot be trusted. It’s happening, so we’ll do it together, eh?   Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho