S1E12 Heroes' Shopping Network

The Chimpettes roll into Ember City as newly minted Rank 130 heroes, ready to reclaim their goose and definitely not get distracted by every shop along the way. A musical macaroon salesman, some aggressive bookstore bargaining, and River’s highly questionable flower business turn a simple errand into a full afternoon of retail chaos. Meanwhile, Chimpy finds an unsettling connection to his past, and the city’s cheerful commercials keep repeating one very specific number. What is waiting on Ember Lane—and why does it seem like every hero in town got the same message? Credits: Music: 'Café Crémiux' by Giulio Fazio on #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/c/giulio-fazio License code: R7GIGX4YW8VYDAXN ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Chimpettes escape Everhome with a new family member, a missing goose, and just enough unresolved trauma to make the road trip uncomfortable. A parking ticket sends them toward Ember City—assuming they can figure out which way that is. Between a suspiciously well-informed cartographer, a horde of giant spiders, and several conversations that probably should have happened sooner, the road offers strange clues about flying castles, ancient masks, and the Great Geese. Can they rescue Goosachu before his criminal record gets any longer... and what more secrets will they uncover? Credits: Train SFX: https://soundbible.com/2164-Steam-Train.html Train horn: https://soundbible.com/2177-Steam-Train-Whistle.html ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

One masked monster. Two battlefields. Far too many thoughts up for grabs. The Chimpettes launch a rescue while the Thought Stealer turns every memory, mistake, and familiar face into another weapon. A heartfelt rally gives way to mysterious ooze, questionable decoys, an extremely delayed lullaby, and a guitar used with all the subtlety of an axe. Somewhere in the confusion, the party may even learn something useful. But how do you defeat an enemy that can steal the very reason you wanted to stop it? "One Eternity Later" time card from SpongeBob episode "Squid on Strike" in Season 2. (10/12/2001) http://www.nick.com/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Chimpettes are still trapped inside stolen memories, and the way out seems to require revisiting each worst day—then arguing with it. Chimpy meets his younger self, River returns to a tea shop with a dangerously confusing shopping list, and Lyra discovers that hiding in a hospital basement is somehow the easy part. Between sleep darts, suspicious grandmothers, and one deeply unhelpful plant-identification lesson, the Thought Stealer is starting to lose patience. Can the Chimpettes reclaim what was taken before the next memory takes something back? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Chimpettes chase the Thought Stealer straight into their own memories... which would be unsettling enough without giving Xanax a second Xanax to take advice from. Between a royal bedtime gone wrong, a librarian with a personal vendetta against musical instruments, and some deeply questionable attempts at helping their younger selves, the past is turning out to be anything but settled. And their masked host seems unusually invested in making sure it stays painful. Can The Chimpettes trust what they remember, or is someone counting on them getting the story wrong? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Chimpettes chase the Thought Stealer straight into Everhome, a town that isn't on any map and where something feels very, very wrong.Between questionable shopping decisions, disappearing memories, and a house that seems to remember more than the people inside it, catching one masked thief quickly becomes the least of their problems.What exactly is Everhome... and how much will The Chimpettes forget before they find out?Content warning this episode contains mentions of self harm ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

A group of rescued children, one missing guide, and a candy cart that is definitely not suspicious.While making their way toward safety, five young escapees stumble into free toys, questionable adults, and the unfortunate realization that they may have walked directly into another kidnapping. What follows is a chaotic race through caves, wheat fields, lakes, bridges, and one deeply weird encounter with a giant goose.Can these tiny heroes rescue their friends and reach Eldren’s house, or will Route 111 end with everyone becoming just another number? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Chimpettes have officially left Sablewood... but not before squeezing in one last emotional breakdown, an unexpected wedding, and the adoption of a very loyal goose.As the team begins the journey toward Eldren's house, old wounds resurface, new friendships are tested, and a quiet moment of reflection quickly spirals into the kind of chaos only this group could create.Will the road ahead finally give The Chimpettes a chance to breathe, or is the next disaster already waiting around the bend? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You survived the hospital... now comes the real challenge... a festival?After a much-needed long rest, The Chimpettes head to Sablewood's Solstice Festival hoping for a little peace, a little fun, and maybe some fried food. Instead, they find suspicious politicians, rigged carnival games, and just enough new clues to make them realize the mystery is much bigger than they thought.Can The Chimpettes enjoy one normal day together... or does trouble have a season pass to the Solstice Festival?Sylvester2013_Fireworks-238.flac by toam -- https://freesound.org/s/173336/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

*RING RING* You have a collect call from… Benzo Magnifico?!With the clock ticking and the hospital moments away from disaster, The Chimpettes receive some suspiciously well-timed advice from an even more suspicious magical card. One desperate plan, a handful of hope, and several questionable decisions later, the team gets something heroes almost never receive: a second chance.But knowing what went wrong doesn’t mean they know how to fix it.Can The Chimpettes save everyone this time, or are they about to make the exact same mess in a completely new way?Credits: Dial tone - https://soundbible.com/2181-Dial-Tone-American.html broadcast beep - https://soundbible.com/1021-TV-Off-Air.html ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★