Dissonant Chirps | RnG #20

I really just don't remember. I guess today was just really busy so I didn't have the mental energy to hold onto any single particular thing we talked about in this episode.

Two friends on a couch (virtually) just talked about video games. "That's it?" Gryphon asked. "I guess, yeah." Ryan replied, "I guess we talked a bit about software too."

Obviously a lot of content creators have already made little videos and streams of them playing a driving game with the whole setup while drinking, but I think I actually had the idea before them. Now, I'm not claiming I was the first to think this at all. However, I distinctly remember going to a very fancy library that had a plane flying game with the stick and everything when I was a kid and wondering if anybody had thought of spicing that shit up in anyway. Alcohol came briefly to mind, but I thought more along the lines of adding actual destruction physics and a mode where you evade enemy planes.

Who else out there couldn't get enough of those old Lego games? It's hard to imagine just how many kids those entertained. They were just so creative, in the beginning they had to be. How do you portray the emotion of the original work while adding in your own flavor of humor? The answer is that you probably can't, but if anyone was close, it was the people that made those old Lego games that were a big part of our childhoods.

We're finally back! That's right, ya bois are back in their rooms recording your favorite podcast of all time. We know you've all enjoyed the podcast up until now, but we've got even more for you in this episode. Segments, topics, you name it. We're getting professional and nobody can stop us!

I hate that people think that the loch ness monster actually exists, but this other conspiracy theory might actually be kind of possible. It took me a little to understand it, but I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Oh boy oh boy, we really went hard in this one. Maybe it was all the consecutive recordings starting to get to us.

BEHOLD!!! We begin on our rigorous quest to finish out season two of our podcast in a mere two weeks. Now, that may not seem like that much of a feat, but with our schedules it's looking like it may be quite the task. We may even get a bit rowdy, which we all know y'all love to hear, and you know what? We love it too. This week Gryphon decides he's going to be tackling Cryptids for the rest of season two starting with the notorious Chupacabra. Meanwhile, Ryan exposes the nefarious Mattress Firm for what it truly is, a money laundering scheme! 

One of us had a migraine while recording this, bet you can't guess who it is. We had been planning on skipping this recording this session because of the that but that certain someone is just too stubborn to let pain and disorientation stop us from making our little podcast. On this episode we touch on the music theory of the Pokémon game location "Lavender Town" and the ridiculous theory that Bird's were killed off and replaced with robot spies. 

Who could've known that a creepypasta would take the gaming world by storm? Or that a plane could've simply been lost. Honestly it may be a thing that ends up happening more than we would expect on both sides. However, it's important to recognize these things and realize that there's no reason to believe something you find on the internet. That just goes for the creepypasta one, you just have to hope your airplane goes missing. Especially if you think it's going to be attacked by some little creatures...