"Two Dumb Bitches" (2x19)

We're back! Veronica opens her speakeasy, Archie gets initiated into prison fight club, Jughead plays Gryffons & Gargoyles with Ethel, Betty makes discoveries about the farm, Josie sings the first of many songs at La Bonne Nuit, Evelyn is creepy, and Choni are cute. We talk about all of this and more in Chapter Thirty-Eight: As Above, So Below.Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

It's all about the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football. Archie makes a friend and plays football in prison, Bughead investigate Dilton's death, Veronica plans for Archie's return and performs jailhouse rock with the Vixens, the Gargoyle King, Evelyn Evernever, Dr. Curdle Jr. and the infamous bunker make their first appearances, the parents of Riverdale have a super secret meeting, and Cheryl has some really good one-liners. It's Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men's Eyes.Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

We're back and we're excited for season 3! In the premiere episode, it's Labor Day weekend and Archie is on trial. Meanwhile, Betty's family is is brainwashed by a cult, Veronica commits crimes to help Archie, Cheryl throws a pool party and Dilton Doiley goes to Jughead for help. It's Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day.Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

We're here with a bonus episode before we start season 3! We read listener emails and answer questions about our favorites from season 2 and prepare for season 3. Enjoy!Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

It's the season 2 finale! Jughead is back from the dead, Veronica buys Pop's Diner from Hiram, the Serpents disintegrate, Hermione and Archie win their respective elections, Betty reckons with her dad being the Black Hood, Polly is back to indoctrinate Alice into a cult, Cheryl gets emancipated, and Archie gets arrested. We talk about all of this and more in Chapter Thirty-Five: Brave New World.Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

We're back (with a special guest) to talk about the penultimate episode of season 2! The North and Southside of Riverdale are at war, Betty discovers who the Black Hood is, Papa Poutine's son is looking for revenge on Hiram, Penny is back to terrorize Jughead, Cheryl is serving vigilante justice with her bow and arrow, Veronica and Hermione are fighting, and Hiram is driving around town like the supervillain he is. It's Chapter Thirty-Four: Judgment Night. Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

Betty and Cheryl investigate Hal, the Bulldogs and Serpents are at war, Fangs gets arrested, the Black Hood makes a surprise appearance at the mayoral debate, and Veronica is on a mission to open a casino. It's Chapter Thirty-Three: Shadow of a Doubt.Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

Bughead find out the truth about Chic, Alice makes a confession to FP, Nick St. Clair is back to hold Archie hostage, Cheryl and the Vixens are on a crusade to avenge Midge, and Betty has a revelation about the Black Hood. It's Chapter Thirty-Two: Prisoners. Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

It's Riverdale's first official musical episode! There is more singing than ever before (for better or worse), Kevin is directing the school musical, Archie finally does some self reflection, Beronica and Chosie make amends, Alice and Hal get back together, Cheryl pulls a Carrie, and the Black Hood returns! RIP Midge. It's Chapter Thirty-One: A Night to Remember.Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]

The girls (and Kevin) break Cheryl out of conversion therapy, Archie and Reggie team up to fight for Hiram, Betty enlists the Serpents for help, Archie continues to suck by being the worst child in Riverdale, Nana Rose is an #ally, and most importantly, Choni have their first kiss! We talk about all of this and more in Chapter Thirty: The Noose Tightens. CW: discussion of homophobia and conversion therapy (1:08:00, 1:11:50, 1:31:20) Follow Us on Instagram: riverdeeppodcastFollow Us on Twitter: @riverdeeppodEmail Us: [email protected]