🍸 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3

Jax gets his first (of 3?) nose job Tom Schwartz has a panic attack during his first shift at PUMP and LVP and Katie are not having it… BOY BAND HEART THROB LANCE BASS MAKES AN APPEARANCE James begs for his job and Lisa says she’s desperate and caves The we’re at the OK Magazine party with 2 rival tables Please rate and review (5 stars baby!) on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! This helps us reach all the Bravo-obsessed babies out there! 💘 Erin & Annie

Even the episodes where we barely take notes are still epic. Vanderpump Rules is a work of art. After LVP fires James and suspends Kristen and Sandoval and James is pretty upset and is already asking Max for help. Jax meets with his therapist and we're wondering if she's a real therapist? Pump has its opening party and Stassi and Scheana have a run-in James shows up to SUR just hours after he was fired because he was on the schedule and that's dedication, honestly Kristen goes to Tom and Ariana's gross apartment to cry and get a shit ton of clothes she left. Please rate and review (5 stars baby!) on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! This helps us reach all the Bravo-obsessed babies out there! 💘 Erin & Annie

The chaos of Scheana's birthday brawl continues! Tom Sandoval gets his ass kicked Tom Schwartz is scared LVP will already fire him from Pump for fighting even thought they haven't even opened yet. Jax breaks up with Carmen and she roasts his ass. Then we all meet at Pump and Lisa does some firing and suspending 😱 This season is so so good you guys! We highly recommend a rewatch! If you're enjoying Retro Reality please rate and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts so more Bravo-obsessed babes can find us! ❤️ Erin & Annie

OK there's a lot that happens in episode 1 of season 3 of Vanderpump Rules and our heads are spinning! No one wants to be friends with Kristen except Scheana and James Scheana reveals her "IT'S ALL HAPPENING" tattoo!! Stassi moved away but is now moving back to LA with her boyfriend Tom and Jax are friends again even though Jax slept with Kristen while they were dating and they got in a huge brawl at the end of S2 Kristen drops the Miami Girl bomb and omg We all get together at Scheana's bday party except Stassi, Katie, and Kristina Kelly and InstaFights and real fights break out WOW! This season will be super juicy and we're ecstatic. Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new lil podcast with nice things so we can start reaching new people! And please subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast so you never miss an episode! Catch ya next Throwback Thursday 💖 Erin & Annie

RHONY season 1 is coming to an end. Can you believe it's only 7 episodes?! Jill pranks Ally at Zarin Fabrics while she's at her internship and man does she giggle. Bethenny celebrates her birthday at the racetrack and her dad's friend gifts her lingerie.... yes, you read that right... her DAD'S FRIEND Ramona visits her doctor who gives her botox and a $3500 procedure that looks like it definitely won't work Bethenny and Jill get in a lil tiff when Jill keeps asking Bethenny about all the her birthday gifts. Finally we get all the gals together for a final dinner with their families and Ramona is late and Yohan screams at the top of his lungs. Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new lil podcast with nice things so we can start reaching new people! And please subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast so you never miss an episode! Catch ya next Throwback Thursday 💖 Erin & Annie

Luann is v unhappy being referred to as "Luann" to her driver and scolds Bethenny about it *sigh* We witness history as the infamous Skinny Girl marg is created in this episode with help from Luann 😂 Silex spends $10,000 on the opening night of the Met... good thing it's tax deductible! Jill and Bethenny host a lil ladies (+Simon) night and Ramona flips her sh*t when she sees that Simon is an attendance so much so she makes up an excuse to leave to hang out with her girlfriends... classic Ramona! Then the Apologizer does her thing and apologizes to Bethenny for leaving her dinner early. Bethenny & Ramona get together and make up while making cocktail (maybe food?) at Ramona's apartment. Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new lil podcast with nice things so we can start reaching new people! And please subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast so you never miss an episode! Catch ya next Throwback Thursday 💖 Erin & Annie

Bethenny is literally all over the place physically (in Miami) and relationship-wise (breaking up with Jason and getting back together). Jill and Ginger are co-dependent and Ally is 3rd wheeling. Ramona forces Avery to pick a career at age 12. Luann's son learns to break dance because of the culture. Alex & Simon social climb at the opening of the Met. Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new lil podcast with nice things so we can start reaching new people! And please subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast so you never miss an episode! Catch ya next Throwback Thursday 💖 Erin & Annie

Simon and Alex are the Gossip Girls of RHONY amiright? We see Bethenny *Born with a Blackberry in her hand* Frankel HUSTLING at an event... and have we mentioned how obsessed we are with her?? Luann is getting her groove on with her niece 🎶DOWNTOWN🎶 and Luann is dressing for the occasion in her funky coat. Allegedly Avery auditions for a Meryl Streep movie... the jury is still out on if we believe this or not. Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new lil podcast with nice things so we can start reaching new people! And please subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast so you never miss an episode! Catch ya next Throwback Thursday 💖 Erin & Annie

Luann and her kids (not Papa) get back from the Hamptons after living there for the entire summer. Silex and Bethenny go to a fashion show where they're dressed by the designer and I'm sure Simon was sweating his tits off with excitement. Avery is a buzz kill like always and Ramona sets the bar really low for men everywhere... blah blah blah Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new lil podcast with nice things so we can start reaching new people! And please subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast so you never miss an episode! Catch ya next Throwback Thursday 💖 Erin & Annie

So we're all on the Hamptons doing rich bitch shit like the tennis match between Jill, Luann, Ramona, and Missy. And #spoileralert Ramona blames losing the match on her friend 😂  Also Silex (co-dependent Simon and Alex), pretty much tell us straight up that they're social climbers and always looking to meet people in higher "social circles" Woooo! We are in for a great RHONY ride this season! Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new lil podcast with nice things so we can start reaching new people! And please subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast so you never miss an episode! Catch ya next Throwback Thursday 💖 Erin & Annie