Offshoot Dungeon Ep. 2: Rattled

Welcome back to Offshoot Dungeon, where the rolls are real and the story is brand new. This week, Bolivar, Briony, and Davoos head to the home of Beverly and Wayne Baumbach. Alternate Titles: Just a Simple Tavern on Vineyard, Breaking Bolivar This episode contains profanity. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Zach Blaylock @zachsaidathing on Twitter Bolivar Prosciutto is Harrison Redd-Ward @harrisonora on Instagram Briony Pickling is Erin Muller @mullerings on Instagram Davoos Palatar is Devin Redd-Ward @dward8384 on Twitter Music by Philip Jones @destination_jupiter and @p_to_the_hilip on Instagram Cover Art by Maria Negrin @marianimate on Instagram

Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots attend orientation at the Royal Guard Academy, argue over blood, and hunt for an egg in the woods. Alternate episode titles: None. Thanks Chet Weathersby.  This episode contains profanity and talks of blood.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram) Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter) Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter) William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram) Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram) His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram) Music by Andrew Forsyth Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)

Welcome to Offshoot Dungeon, where the rolls are real and the story is brand new. This week, Bolivar, Briony, and Davoos make their way into Kara's Veil and attempt to unravel the mystery of the rat swarm and the scary old man.  Alternate Titles: A Terrible Night for a Moon Dance, Ratpacolypse, Ratted Out, Rat Attack, and A Rattle Ensues This episode contains profanity and movement of a corpse. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Zach Blaylock @zachsaidathing on Twitter Bolivar Prosciutto is Harrison Redd-Ward @harrisonora on Instagram Briony Pickling is Erin Muller @mullerings on Instagram Davoos Palatar is Devin Redd-Ward @dward8384 on Twitter Music by Philip Jones @destination_jupiter and @p_to_the_hilip on Instagram Cover Art by Maria Negrin @marianimate on Instagram

Welcome to Offshoot Dungeon, where the rolls are real and the story is brand new. This week, Bolivar, Briony, and Davoos battle a swarm of rats alongside Aurelius and Perry.  Alternate Titles: A Terrible Night for a Moon Dance, Ratpacolypse, Ratted Out, Rat Attack, and A Rattle Ensues  This episode contains profanity. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Zach Blaylock @zachsaidathing on Twitter Bolivar Prosciutto is Harrison Redd-Ward @harrisonora on Instagram Briony Pickling is Erin Muller @mullerings on Instagram Davoos Palatar is Devin Redd-Ward @dward8384 on Twitter Music by Philip Jones @destination_jupiter and @p_to_the_hilip on Instagram Cover Art by Maria Negrin @marianimate on Instagram

Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots settle business with Cogman Chestnut, have some major financial gains, and make their way to the Golden Gardens. Alternate episode titles: A Siberian Thing, Cogman, Coins, and Chariots, Reunification, Closure for Cogman, New Roads and Old Friends, Loose Ends This episode contains profanity. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram) Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter) Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter) William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram) Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram) His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram) Music by Andrew Forsyth Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)

Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots state their case before Commander Pyrite, compete in the final 2 challenges, and someone's secret identity is revealed.  Alternate episode titles: Mask Off, Law and Order: Special Queensguard Unit, Trials and Tribulations. This episode contains profanity. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram) Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter) Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter) William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram) Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram) His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram) Music by Andrew Forsyth Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)

Welcome to Offshoot Dungeon, where the rolls are real and the story is brand new (and Zach is taking over as DM!). This week, we meet Bolivar Prosciutto, Briony Pickling, and Davoos Palatar as they gather in preparation for their old friend and former adventuring partner's wedding in Kara's Veil.  Alternate Titles: RSVP, Wedding Bells, A New Adventure, Old Friends and Former Coworkers This episode contains profanity and talk of rat feces.  The ability to use transitions and sound effects came in 1992 from PowerPoint 3.0.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Zach Blaylock @zachsaidathing on Twitter Bolivar Prosciutto is Harrison Redd-Ward @harrisonora on Instagram Briony Pickling is Erin Muller @mullerings on Instagram Davoos Palatar is Devin Redd-Ward @dward8384 on Twitter Music by Philip Jones @destination_jupiter and @p_to_the_hilip on Instagram Cover Art by Maria Negrin @marianimate on Instagram

Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots compete in the first 2 rounds of testing for the Queen's Guard. Swords are swung and math is done. How will they fair? Alternate episode titles: Testees. Entrance Exams. Queensguard Academy.   This episode contains profanity. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram) Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter) Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter) William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram) Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram) His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram) Music by Andrew Forsyth Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)

Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots strike a deal with Cogman Chestnut, assume new identities, and begin phase one of their heist.  Alternate episode titles: None this week.  This episode contains profanity. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram) Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter) Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter) William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram) Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram) His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram) Music by Andrew Forsyth Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)

Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots meet the person underneath the babushka, unlock magic keys, settle contractual issues with a group of ruffians, and agree to assist another royal.  Alternate episode titles: Legal Jaunter, The Ballad of Borisia, Royal Troubles, A Bespoke Battle, and A Princely Matter.  This episode contains profanity. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @quantumdungeon DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram) Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter) Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter) William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram) Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram) His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram) Music by Andrew Forsyth Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)