Ep 095: Ballerina

Punch Mountain is taking the dam plunge with THE FUGITIVE. Mac, David, and special guest Lance Gilstrap discuss underdeveloped escape plans, helpful director's commentary, and sexy hospital encounters, before revealing THE FUGITIVE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is squeezing box office blood from a franchise stone with BALLERINA. Mac and David discuss assassin towns, indifferent nightclub patrons, and poorly disguised gun shops before revealing BALLERINA's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is about to sell a million of those wooden training dummies with IP MAN. Mac and David discuss Donnie Yen's "aw shucks" acting style, Ip Man's origins as a fancy boy, and the long-lasting humiliation of pantsing before revealing IP MAN's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is bungee jumping down to where the action is with GOLDENEYE. Mac and David discuss updating James Bond for 90s audiences, filthy character names, and villains who are way too horny before revealing GOLDENEYE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is flipping cars like flapjacks with LOST BULLET 2. Mac and David discuss cool French cops, hooking up with your enemy's spouse, and murder cars before revealing LOST BULLET 2's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is growing out our undercover mullets for STONE COLD. Mac and David discuss the raditude of Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen's love of laughter, and the best way to pose a corpse before revealing STONE COLD's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is scoring huge Father's Day points with TAKEN. Mac and David discuss old man action, karaoke machine research, and America's Stepdad Xander Berkeley before revealing TAKEN's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is working without a net (literally!) with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL. Mac and David discuss thicc Tom Cruise, Paula Patton erasure, and Ethan Hunt's riveting marital status before revealing MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is reconsidering this whole power/responsibility thing with SPIDER-MAN 2. Mac and David discuss Peter Parker's creep vibes, weird cameos from comedians, and thirsty movie executives before revealing SPIDER-MAN 2's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.

Punch Mountain is headed for a showdown at REBEL RIDGE. Mac and David discuss Aaron Pierre's star-making role, hand fishing, and shit-eating grins before revealing REBEL RIDGE's place on the definitive ranking of action movies.