S13E2: Arachnid Manor

We're back in Witwicky, PA after a long break but it's time to get to know the Maltos again. Is Earthspark season 2 as good as season 1? Um. Well. Uh. Flea is here I guess, so that's...something. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; remaining open minded in the face of negative preconceptions, production shakeups, character regression, child soldiers but Cool, Robby's abysmal table manners, legends of the hidden temple, our hopes for future plotlines, our more realistic expectations for future plotlines, and the Dot/Alex/Megatron power throuple. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon

Well, after a short but eventful 13 episodes, our time with Beast Wars Season 2 has come to an end. Time to reflect on all the crazy plot twists, new characters, iconic moments, and Rattrap innuendos this season of television provided for us. Is it better than the first season? Without a doubt! Are Silverbolt and Blackarachnia T4T? Yes! Why was Ravage Russian all the sudden? We don't know! But what we DO know is what we're covering next...but you won't know until you finish the episode!! Noise Space | Discord | Patreon

Somehow I don't think either of us made a 'Gay Agenda' joke during this episode. I apologize for this grave oversight. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; intra-factional drama, slipping things past S & P, t4t SilverArachnia, a full fledged return of Generation 1, Ravage's crazy voice, Megatron's pivoting skills, stacking cliffhangers like pancakes, Tarantulus' (un)surprising career, and Weird Time Shit. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

This episode is a week late because Mara's skull holes got way too full of slime for like a week. Sorry! Anyway, Izzy from The Disapparences of Lydia Fountaine joins us this week for a trio of truly iconic episodes. Silverbolt and Blackarachnia grow closer while being stalked by a Maximal science experiment gone wrong, Dinobot chooses his own fate and makes the ultimate sacrifice for the future, and Silverbolt and Rampage bond with a new damaged protoform with tragic results. Unfortunately we also get some fucked up apes, so who can say whether or not these episodes are good or bad? Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Ah what a lovely day I'm having with my beloved Airazor. I sure hope there aren't any crazy alien plants that fly out of the ground and comes fucks me! This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; naming conventions, the hentai dimension, the Japanese dub stumbling directly into gay, the Vok making their dollies kiss, Megatron's plan still being a mystery, Rhinox settling into his role as the Maximal's Worf, Latex Surf Ape In Bondage, the diabolical titty twister, and warnings against the vile Gamer Chair. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Don't worry, Blackarachnia, if I had Tarantulus in my head I would ALSO be trying to kill myself. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Blackarachnia x Tarantulus No Children AMV, Quickstrike's simping tendencies, (slight) visual upgrades, the beginnings of romance, dramatic irony, Dinobot's flippy floppy loyalty, Latex Wrapped Surf Ape, and the Maximal Throuple. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's been a while, but we're finally heading back to the Beast Era. Boy, a lot of crazy shit happened at the end of season 1! Now we have to deal with the fallout. A bunch of guys died, Rattrap has wheels, and things have never been more slapstick. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; Trans(metal)ition, this show's love of innuendo, a T-Rex on roller blades, killing the Spider Pervert in your head, genre pastiche, and the newest season of Surf Ape. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Prime Season 2 is in the rearview, and it was quite the ride! We talk about the highs, the lows, the massive amounts of Vehicon violence (which isn't a war crime because they aren't people). This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; end of season awards, RID 2015 slander, stupid sexy Shockwave, the show just being Good, and announcements for the next season! Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

You ever just sitting around docking with the fellas when you get your Omega Keys all tangled up? No? Just me. Whatever *blows up your secret base*. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; debate over Dreadwing's purpleness, mandated cringe compilation viewing, Megatron's inability to hold on to any big boy troops, MacguffinMania, comparing and contrasting a good Prime with a bad one, Starscream and Megatron's changing dynamics, explosive divorces, and fuckin' on the big Autobot symbol. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Things get WILDLY out of hand in this one. We apologize in advance. This datatrack contains discussion of the following topics; a return of cool fight scenes, Smokescreen's true destiny (as a key mule), Alpha Trion's strange tastes, kink meme origins, knock_out_(TFP) stuck_in_wall free_use vehicon_(TFP), Starscream finally pulling out a win, Star Trek TOS fisting, and just...a whole lot of absolute filth, frankly. Noise Space | Discord | Patreon This podcast is powered by Pinecast.