The Cuckenning

I have a ton of true stories that don't fit too well in a normal structured rule abiding podcast episode so I have them all here in this three part mini series that is sure to make you laugh at least once.  If you are anything like me then you will immediately stop listening any time someone tells you they have a funny story.  I strongly urge you to not be like me for the next fifty minutes as you listen to this episode as it is intended to be funny and not background noise to help you sleep.

Look at the title and just make an educated guess.

Someone took offense to the beloved episode five, Josh has a new book,  Cody is beating up girls in class, and TIK Tok thots doing less work yet making more money than you ever will.  There's so much interesting shit going on here how could you not be interested in listening to this episode.  Plus there's something about a future wedding.

This episode has so many flaws but so do I.

First my boyfriend breaks up with me then I find out my stepsister is pregnant with his baby.  Im just waiting for cuties to premiere on Netflix so I can escape this madness.

My girlfriend found out I did another episode and is really mad at me :(  She put my Gundam on top of the fridge where I can't reach it and she's also going to stay with her other boyfriend tonight just to punish me.  I'm a little upset right now because she's at DeAndre's house getting blacked like it's her damn job but this allows me to create another episode because she's not going to be able to walk until tomorrow afternoon most likely.  She won't be coming home anytime soon so it's time to work on a masterpiece.

You should feel fortunate I could even put this episode together because my girlfriend hates the podcast and thinks I stopped doing it.  The only reason I got this one done is because she stepped out to get some lube because her other boyfriend likes to use a lot of that stuff whenever they bump ugly's.  I will have a full length episode ready soon. I just need to figure out what this living situations going to be like first.  Anyway, I hope you find this little story funny or entertaining because it is true and I only exaggerated on one part.

Join Breanna and Josh as they listen to Cody tell a story about how much of a cuck he was when he was dating this solid five back in college.  This is the first episode of season two so I hope everyone enjoys it.

Have you ever wondered if a certain activity was a certain way or not? Perhaps maybe it is just opinions that make it seem a certain way when it is really not... or is it?  Are you confused yet?  I know I am.  Maybe you should just listen to the fucking podcast to figure out what I'm saying, you feel me son?  Join Cody, Josh, Breanna, MattyIce, and E in the season one finale as they discuss the current issue that threatens to rip America a new one.

Are you tired of old people not remembering their insurance information after they smash the front end of your whip with their thirty foot Lincoln Road Boat in the parking lot of Lowes Home Improvement?  How about when you are looking forward to strolling into Pricilla Mcall's to get your favorite bottle of lube just to see they are closed because some old person got their catheter tube caught in the automatic doors and the fire fighters are trying to un wedge it? This hasn't happened to me but I'm not going to give up.  This pre season finale episode explores the joys of dealing with elderly people... you know, the ones who complain when the local biscuit store raises the price of one they don't even get by five cent.  Yeah, those people.  If you are old, I encourage you to check out this episode.