Elliot Page Is Back in THE ODYSSEY, Disney Hiring White Princess? Alec Baldwin CRASHES OUT

Welcom to PCC Weekend Update #1! Chaos over at DC Studios as Warner Bros puts itself up for sale! 1) WARNER BROS Officially Looking TO SELL, Consolidation Is DESTROYING Hollywood 2) Zack Snyder IS NOT Coming Back to Relaunch The DCEU 3) THE FLASH Director BLAMES FANS For Films Predictable Failure 2 Years Ago 4) 'Comfort Shows' Are DEAD and Streaming Killed Them 5) WARNER BROS Stock SOARS, Plays HARD TO GET With PARAMOUNT Sale

FRIDAY, FRIDAY! LET'S TALK ABOUT STUFF! 1) Selena Gomez Promotes 'Natural Beauty' Despite Dramatic Plastic Surgery 2) Jane Goodall's 'Famous Last Words' Are PURE Trump Derangement Syndrome 3) Disney Villains BANNED at Parks, Too Scary For Kids 4) Delusional K-Pop Star Park Bom SUES For INIFINITE MONEY 5) DISTURBED Woman Fakes Entire Pregnancy & Birth With Silicone Doll

NO Phil today! He is busy being a new dad! CONGRATULATIONS PHIL & SARA 1) MCU DITCHING Captain Marvel & She-Hulk in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY 2) UNHINGED Starts Podcast About All Her Ex-Boyfriends 3) Gen Z Wants LESS S-x Scenes & More ANIMATED Movies, New Survey Says 4) YouTuber Caleb Hammer Called RIGHT WING For Promoting Financial Responsibility 5) Should Hollywood BLACKLIST David Harbour For CHEATING on Wife Lily Allen

WEDNESDAY! 1) Disney Plus & Netflix SHOOK After Culture War Boycotts 2) Disney ACCUSED of Pushing Hetero Propaganda on Children 3) Keri Russell SLAMS Hollywood's Plastic Surgery OBSESSION 4) North West Reveals DISTURBING New Look on TikTok 5) Chronically Online 'SHIPPERS' Are Back To Ruin Movies & Shows 6) SCREAM CLUBS Become VIRAL Phenomenon For Pent Up Liberal Women

TATE IS BACK! TATE TUESDAY IS UPON US! 1) Gen Z Artist SOMBR Exposed For WEIRD Behavior With Tween Fans 2) Incel Tech Bros Pay BIG BUCKS For RIZZ TRAINING at SL*TCON 3) Gen Alpha's '6-7' Obsession Drives Millennial Teachers INSANE 4) Why is Everyone Wearing Cowboy Cosplay in 2025? 5) Doordash Facing BACKLASH After Firing TikToker For Filming Customer

NEW WEEK, NEW US! Let's Go! 1) Kristen Bell SLAMMED For DISTURBING Anniversary Post With Dax Shepard 2) Sabrina Carpenter DISMISSES Backlash For MAN_S BEST FRIEND on SNL 3) Pedro Pascal & Other Celebs GO WILD at NO KINGS Protest 4) Streamer Emiru ATTACKED at Twitchcon, Twitch Facing MAJOR BACKLASH 5) Jennifer Lawrence's RIDICULOUS Acting in DIE MY LOVE Mocked

Seamus Coughlin of FREEDOMTOONS is here! Let's Get Going! 1) Daily Wire PENDRAGON CYCLE Trailer REACTION 2) Jim Caviezel REPLACED as Jesus in Mel Gibson's PASSION OF THE CHRIST Sequel 3) Taylor Swift ACCUSED of Secret RACIST Messaging 4) Women Reveal How REDPILL Content DESTROYED Their Relationships 5) Jelly Roll CALLS OUT Forrest Frank For Boycotting Christian Award Show

PHIL IS BACK, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! 1) AMADEUS Series Race Swaps Mozart, Fans FURIOUS 2) Straight Women & Gay Men Get Married in LAVENDER MARRIAGE Trend 3) Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Was a WOKE 'Inclusive' MESS 4) DISNEY Releases First Official STAR WARS Romance Novel For BookTok GOONERS 5) Kim Kardashian ADMITS to CREEPY Photoshoot With Teenage Justin Bieber

The mid-week has arrived! ONWARDS! 1) Kim Kardashian's Newest Marketing Stunt Is Just GROSS 2) Obese Sabrina Carpenter Memes Deemed FATPHOBIC 3) Keira Knightley SHUTS DOWN Journo, REFUSES to DISAVOW JK Rowling 4) The Male Gaze Is Back, Experts Are WORRIED 5) Gen Z Men Choose The 'Stay At Home Son' Lifestyle

Just us today! Time to get things moving! 1) Alex Baldwin CRASHES OUT, Literally Into a Tree 2) MID-LIFE CRISIS Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau Spark CRINGE ROMANCE Post Divorce 3) Kris Jenner AGING IN REVERSE at 70 4) Elliot Page Makes Hollywood Comeback in Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY 5) Disney DITCHES DEI Casting in TANGLED Reboot 6) White People Just DON'T GET Pixar's TURNING RED