Billie Eilish SHAMES Billionaires, Sydney Sweeney TRIGGERS LIBZ, Peak Nepo Baby Delusion

MONDAYS! 1) Nicki Minaj PRAISES Trump & Embraces Christian Faith, Fans FURIOUS 2) Myspace Nostalgia IS BACK Thanks to The Trump Administration 3) STRANGER THINGS PR DISASTER David Harbour BULLIED Millie Bobby Brown on Set 4) Jennifer Lawrence REGRETS Talking Politics & Railing Against Trump 5) Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo's WICKED Sequel Press Tour Just Got CREEPIER

A whole bunch of topics to discuss on the new WEEKEND UPDATE! 1) Amazon DID NOT Pay $20 Million For James Bond 2) Fan Says Go See SHELBY OAKS Because Chris Stuckmann is a 'Queer Creator' 3) Yellowstone Creator JUMPING SHIP to Peacock, BIG MISTAKE by Paramount 4) Could The Louvre Heist SAVE The White Collar Reboot 5) James Gunn Marked Safe From Warner Bros Paramount Bloodbat 6) SCREAM 7 Trailer Faces MAJOR backlash Over Melissa Barrera Firing

HALLOWEEN IS UPON US! 1) Disney Ditches DOCTOR WHO For Being 'TOO WOKE' 2) Gen Z Women Decide Having a Boyfriend Is EMBARRASSING 3) Sharon Stone DEFENDS Sydney Sweeney Against American Eagle BACKLASH 4) Eugenia Cooney Spotted at Disney Amid Social Media Hiatus 5) These Celebrity Halloween Costumes JUST AIN'T IT

THURSDAY! LET'S TALK ABOUT STUFF! 1) Sydney Sweeney IGNITES 'Liberal MELTDOWN' After World Series Cameo 2) JK Rowling SLAMS GLAMOUR For Featuring THE DOLLS as Women of The Year 3) Billie Eilish Tells Billionaires to Give Their Money Away 4) DELUSIONAL Nepo Baby Maya Hawke Thinks She Earned Her Place in Hollywood 5) New Robot House Servants EXPOSED as a TOTAL SCAM

SEAMUS COUGHLIN of FREEDOMTOONS Is in the house today! 1)  Nicole Scherzinger Says Christians 'Get a Bad Rap' in Hollywood 2) Feminist GIRLBOSSES in China Hire Male Nannies Called KENS 3) Mel Gibson SLAMMED For Casting Pro-Choice Actress as MARY in Passion of The Christ Sequel 4) Plus Size Model Tess Holliday Claims Flight Attendant BODY SHAMED Her 5) INSANE Halloween Decorations Spark OUTRAGE From Parents

Let's discuss..... 1) Margot Robbie RUMORED to Star in Gender Swapped AMERICAN PSYCHO Reboot 2) Justin Bieber's EXTREME Definition of Cheating Sparks Debate 3) Why TF Did Rachel Zegler Win WOMAN OF THE YEAR 4) Jennifer Lawrence REGRETS Cringey 'Relatable' Persona 5) TikTokers CRASHING OUT Over Losing EBT Cards

MONDAY! LET'S GO! 1) Hollywood Actors Think They KNOW BETTER Than The Audience 2) Grimes DEFENDS Selena Gomez Amid Plastic Surgery Backlash 3) Keira Knightly Drops Hints That She Is SECRETLY a MAHA MOM 4) Lily Allen EXPOSES David Harbour's Bedroom Secrets in INSANE New Song 5) Sydney Sweeney Claims Hollywood Told Her to Get BOTOX at 16 Years Old

Welcom to PCC Weekend Update #1! Chaos over at DC Studios as Warner Bros puts itself up for sale! 1) WARNER BROS Officially Looking TO SELL, Consolidation Is DESTROYING Hollywood 2) Zack Snyder IS NOT Coming Back to Relaunch The DCEU 3) THE FLASH Director BLAMES FANS For Films Predictable Failure 2 Years Ago 4) 'Comfort Shows' Are DEAD and Streaming Killed Them 5) WARNER BROS Stock SOARS, Plays HARD TO GET With PARAMOUNT Sale

FRIDAY, FRIDAY! LET'S TALK ABOUT STUFF! 1) Selena Gomez Promotes 'Natural Beauty' Despite Dramatic Plastic Surgery 2) Jane Goodall's 'Famous Last Words' Are PURE Trump Derangement Syndrome 3) Disney Villains BANNED at Parks, Too Scary For Kids 4) Delusional K-Pop Star Park Bom SUES For INIFINITE MONEY 5) DISTURBED Woman Fakes Entire Pregnancy & Birth With Silicone Doll

NO Phil today! He is busy being a new dad! CONGRATULATIONS PHIL & SARA 1) MCU DITCHING Captain Marvel & She-Hulk in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY 2) UNHINGED Starts Podcast About All Her Ex-Boyfriends 3) Gen Z Wants LESS S-x Scenes & More ANIMATED Movies, New Survey Says 4) YouTuber Caleb Hammer Called RIGHT WING For Promoting Financial Responsibility 5) Should Hollywood BLACKLIST David Harbour For CHEATING on Wife Lily Allen