<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Lack of sleep causes Dan and Meredith to transform into their evil alter egos.

Peter Pan Man Dan

Dickhead Dan and Night Meredith

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>On the season finale of Peter Pan Man Dan, Dan finally starts to see the magic of parenting after Theo and him bond.

The Magic Eye Dolphin - Season 2 Finale

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Dan finally gets a break from baby hell when he travels to Vegas for a friend’s wedding.

Vegas, Baby, Vegas

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Dan selfishly treats himself to a new toy.

Treat Yo’Self to a Moon Cruise

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Dan finds a friend to vent to in an unlikely place.

Dad Talk

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Dan uses an old drinking game to help him and Meredith appreciate each other more and realize they’re on the same team.

The Compliment Game

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>A Covid outbreak at home makes taking care of Theo even harder for poor Dan and Meredith.

Covid Complication

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Dan and Meredith’s dog, Maple, struggles to adjust to baby life and slips into an adorable doggy depression.

Doggy Depression

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Dan and Meredith go against medical professionals’ recommendations when little Theo begins demanding more and more milk.

Milkman

<a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2031845/open_sms">Send a text</a>Dan’s new life and old life go to war over his harrowing attempt to watch White Man Can’t Jump while caring for his newborn baby.

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Follow writer Dan Marshall (“Home is Burning”) as he shares his hilarious and blunt journey from “Peter Pan” man-child to full-blown adult, finally hanging up his tights to become a dad. Dan's dirty mouth is only outweighed by his big heart as he narrates his adventures, from being distracted by fantasy football while waiting for their first pregnancy test to realizing he's never going finish that “White Men Can't Jump” digital rental while in the delivery room. Dan's voyage into parenthood is his own but will ring humorous and nostalgic to many new and long-time parents.