Episode 181: “Giraffe”

Today’s word is “giraffe” sent to us by Awesome Wolfs! This week, Andrew and Jay find themselves contemplating the drinking habits of giraffes, Mat discovers a new highly-ineffective way to work out, and Dan learns all about the giraffe mafia, savanna wolves, and a little-known place called Africa. The song at the end of today’s episode is called “The Giraffe Song” by Zoo Boyz! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Today’s word is “quarantine” sent to us by China! This week, Mat stays loyal to his idea about zombie gingerbread men, Dan learns about pangolins, Andrew hits the reset button on his love life and career, and Jason fills a well-worn seat with his pretty face. The song at the end of today’s episode is called “Quarantine” by Mat Best and Tim Montana! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Here’s to a brand new year of the One Word, Go! Show! This month we’ll be looking at what happened at Christmas 2019 with a special episode, and in February we’ll be back with new regular episodes! Want to keep in touch until then? Join the OWG Discord Server! Edit: lol nevermind there was a global pandemic Happy New Year from Mat, Dan, Andrew, Jay, and Meghan! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

We couldn’t possibly go the entire month of October without celebrating our favorite time of the year! Get ready for the weakest-but-still-gut-busting One Word, Go! Show’s Annual Trick-or-Treatastic Halloweenathon yet! Head out to your local McDonald’s™ and order a hot and fresh Big Mac™ sandwich before you curl up with some spooky stories! Mat, Dan, Andrew and Mélissa all attempt to prove their worth in this classic One Word, Go! Show staple. For dessert, don’t forget to try the brand new Double Fudge McFlurry™! All of our stories were found online: Mat’s Story Dan’s Story Andrew’s Story Mélissa’s Story All credit goes to the original sources linked above. — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Today’s word is “Blue”, sent to us by Mathewcav! This week, Mat starts a new metal band called Slaughtermelon, Andrew forgets the color of Mickey Mouse, Mélissa notices a pattern in Crayola crayon names, and special guest Jay shows us how inchworms move using his finger while covering for Dan, who is travelling the world by train. The song at the end of today’s episode is the intro to Monster By Mistake, a terrible Canadian kids show from the ’90s! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Today’s word is “Neighbor”, sent to us by Caroline! Or possibly Wade. I think we may have made a mistake awhile back, but I can’t figure it out. Just know we love you both equally. This week, Mélissa lights a few candles and jams out like a DJ, Mat accidentally hates Betty White, Dan stabs Allen with a fencing sword, and Andrew finds a small Native American man in his cupboard. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Totally Nude by Akira the Don and the amazing Fred Rogers! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Today’s word is “Nude”, sent to us by Andy! This week, Mat poorly plans another game all about being nude in the news, Mélissa rattles off a deep and insightful quote by accident, Andrew calms his nerves by picturing the audience fully clothed, and Dan lies so unabashedly that we take it to a replay. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Totally Nude by The Wallets! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Today’s word is “Mythology”, sent to us by Alex! This week, Mat tries to figure out the difference between myth and legend, Andrew goes through Zeus’ dating history, Mélissa explains the story of Persephone, and Dan quizzes us with myths about the human brain for some reason. Also, we read some emails, play some voicemails, and give you an update on Andrew’s health. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Water by ADM! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Today’s word is “Conspiracy”, sent to us by Meghan! On today’s show, we decide whether Andrew’s conspiracy theories are actually believed by people or if he made them up, Mat has a fungal infection and belongs on a pizza, Dan debates the qualifications of NASA employees, and Mélissa explains chemtrails. Also, apparently Stanley Kubrick has in fact been dead since 1999 and we have in fact been stupid since birth. The song at the end of today’s episode is called Foil by “Weird Al” Yankovic! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]

Today’s word is “Internet”, sent to us by Computoguy! On today’s show, Andrew explains the dark web and is awkwardly paired with others, Mélissa goes on a fake date with a straight woman and has been hiding the fact that she was in a band, Mat fixes roads and raps like Dr. Seuss, Dan learns about some classic memes and tricks people into watching his favorite TV show, and soft-spoken special guest Caroline discusses her long distance relationship and gets confused by eBaum’s World. The song at the end of today’s episode is called le Internet Medley by The GAG Quartet! — Website – Onewordgoshow.com Submit your word! – Onewordgoshow.com/submit Patreon – Patreon.com/onewordgo Voicemail Line – 1-844-OWG-SHOW // (1-844-694-7469) Twitter – Twitter.com/onewordgo Facebook – Facebook.com/groups/onewordgo [ssba]