Ep 4 | Is Telling Our Kids to Follow Their Dreams IDIOTIC and Futile??

Stu Burguiere and Dave Landau discuss the growing backlash against President Donald Trump for his Truth Social post of an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus healing the sick. Have Americans forgotten what it means to make a joke, or is the pile on in this situation deserved? Then Justin Trudeau’s classy Coachella night out with girlfriend Katy Perry, “Malcolm in the Middle” returns with a healthy dose of woke, and there’s a brand-new application for robots in American society (boars beware). TODAY’S SPONSORS   ANIMAL FARM See “Animal Farm” in theaters May 1st – tickets are available now at http://www.angel.com/animalfarm   REAL ESTATE AGENTS I TRUST For more information, visit http://www.realestateagentsitrust.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stu Burguiere and Dave Landau have devoted a significant percentage of this show so far to beleaguered California gubernatorial candidate Eric Swalwell and his allegations of sexual misconduct, but is it REALLY correct to say that they’re responsible for the suspension of his campaign? Stu and Dave think so. Then they do an examination of Kamala Harris’ 2028 chances as well as a breakdown of the latest biggest fail of “the almighty science” when it comes to microplastics. TODAY’S SPONSOR FAST GROWING TREES Listeners of this show get 20% off their first purchase when using the code STUANDDAVE at checkout at http://www.fastgrowingtrees.com and right now, Fast Growing Trees has great deals on Spring planting essentials; up to half off on select plants! Offer is valid for a limited time; terms and conditions may apply. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stu Burguiere and Dave Landau try to answer the age-old question: Is telling our children to "follow their dreams" a useless exercise in futility that will set them on a lifelong path toward disappointment? Plus they take a look at black history versus human history in the wake of the Artemis II launch and comments made by the crew. And they discuss where America stands on Sydney Sweeney in 2026. TODAY’S SPONSOR   ANIMAL FARM See “Animal Farm” in theaters May 1st – tickets are available now at http://www.angel.com/animalfarm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stu Burguiere and Dave Landau unpack the plethora of disturbing (and completely unsurprising) Eric Swalwell stories that are saturating the media right now. Plus, the tale of a waitress who was VERY unhappy with her gratuity and a breakdown of some sexy new protocols for bathhouses in Minneapolis. And Stu and Dave respond to some viewer comments from social media. TODAY’S SPONSOR BETTERWILD Get 40% off your order at http://www.betterwild.com/stu Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stu Burguiere and Dave Landau continue their joint mission to do America by ranking Gavin Newsom’s wife with the rest of the worst and most problematic political spouses in American history. Plus Stu and Dave respond to Donald Trump’s latest Truth on Iran, detail a few disturbing candy-related stories, and go through some of their favorite viewer comments from last night’s show. TODAY’S SPONSORS RAYCON Get 15% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic at http://www.buyraycon.com/stu LEAN Get 20% off and free rush shipping with the code STUANDDAVE at http://www.takelean.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Self-proclaimed “conserva-nerd” Stu Burguiere and comedian Dave Landau join forces to DO AMERICA in this brand-new and hilarious show that proves even in depressing, serious times, the healthiest thing we can do is laugh at it all. Covered in this world-premiere episode are a ranking of President Donald Trump’s most ANNOYING former employees, a look at the dark(er) side of foot fetishization, and a plea to remember who’s really in danger from the contention surrounding the Strait of Hormuz. TODAY’S SPONSOR BETTERWILD Get 40% off your order at http://www.betterwild.com/stu Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela look back on the final night of the show, opening with a candid reflection on closing out 330 episodes and the community that formed around the series. They revisit the early days at the studio, outline how the team first connected, and share honest gratitude for the audience that followed them through each stage of the project. As the conversation deepens, the hosts unpack the evolution of the show’s sketches, the unexpected moments that became recurring bits, and the creative rhythm that carried them from their earliest parodies to their most ambitious pieces. They explore the trial and error of writing comedy together, the spontaneous riffs that shaped entire episodes, and the energy that built around their behind-the-scenes process. The episode expands into a long series of farewell messages from comics, creators, musicians, and returning guests, offering a broad portrait of the relationships built throughout the run of the show. The hosts close by highlighting the essential contributions of the off-camera crew and by expressing sincere thanks to the viewers who supported the show from its first day to its final moment. Today’s guests on "Normal World" are Matt McClowry and Austin Robertson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela open the penultimate show with a quick run through the week’s news before easing into a more personal conversation about the series, its early days, and the audience that has stayed with them. The mood shifts as they look back on what the show has meant, how the community formed, and why this run has mattered to each of them. Crispin returns for a final appearance, bringing a mix of unrestrained theatrics and unexpected sincerity as the hosts let the moment play out. Audience voicemails guide the rest of the episode, prompting the panel to examine favorite conspiracy theories, dismiss the ones that don’t hold up, and talk through why speculation spreads so quickly during chaotic events. The discussion moves between humor and reflection as they address grief, public reaction, and how easily narratives take shape online. The show winds down with an End of the World segment and a closing sketch built around a fashion executive defending a disastrously misguided mannequin redesign, ending the episode with a sharp bit of satire. Today’s guests on "Normal World" are Matt Bechtel, Gerard Michaels, Matt McClowry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela open with a round of headline humor before announcing that the show will soon wrap its run. They take time to thank the crew and audience for their support, reflecting on what the series has meant and where each of them is headed next. The hosts shift into a Veterans Day tribute, spotlighting the challenges many veterans face and highlighting organizations offering real help. They move from there into sharp commentary on Hollywood, the film industry, and why actors are finally learning to stay out of politics. Voicemails from fans range from sincere to bizarre, leading into a story about chaos at Starbucks and a final round of tour updates. The episode ends with one of the show’s most popular sketches, a send-off that captures the creative spirit and chemistry that defined "Normal World." Today’s guests on "Normal World" are Matt McClowry and Derek Richards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela open with a spirited back-and-forth over homemade meatloaf, a few birthday wishes, and upcoming tour dates before diving into their trademark mix of cultural chaos and sharp commentary. The conversation takes a global turn as they explore Japan’s connection between KFC and Christmas, revealing how one American fast-food chain became a holiday tradition overseas. From there, the trio break down the Dodgers’ World Series victory, the quirks of fandom, and the unexpected intersections of culture, history, and humor. The tone shifts when they unpack New York City’s election of socialist Zohran Mamdani as mayor, questioning the growing appeal of government control and what it reveals about the current political mindset. The hosts then connect the dots between post-pandemic isolation, social media dependency, and the modern struggle to form genuine relationships. As they move through topics of technology, addiction, and disconnection, they highlight the difference between virtual life and real human connection with both comedy and concern. Today’s guests on "Normal World" are Derek Richards and Yoshi Obayashi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices