Ep 271 | Ted Cruz Doesn’t Know ‘Shia’ About Iran

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela react to a 10-foot orb that crashes into an Indiana neighborhood with no explanation. They break down their top 10 theories — ranging from Epstein’s client list to Fauci’s beagle urns and a Diddy party tank. Ezra Miller resurfaces with a rebrand no one asked for. Bhad Bhabie’s $1 million OnlyFans payday sparks a brutal look at grooming culture and the public’s obsession with child stars. Diddy’s name keeps coming up, and Disneyland Paris hosts a child-bride wedding. Angela drops dark truths about Jodie Sweetin and the "Full House" era, while the team tries to make sense of a world where no one’s protecting kids — and everything is played for laughs. It’s raw, deranged, and weirdly honest.   Today’s guests on "Normal World" are Derek Richards and Mike Landau. SponsorsMiracle Made Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://try.miraclebrand.co/sheets/ksp?utm_source=trymiracle and use the code NORMAL to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela cover Chip Caray’s accidental slur and even worse apology, Diddy’s legal team scrambling for anyone willing to defend him, and the White House debating whether to drop bombs or Dry Bar Comedy on Iran. They also react to the Liver King threatening Joe Rogan in a series of increasingly unstable videos that led to his arrest and raise serious questions about what’s actually going on with him. From there, the conversation turns to JFK conspiracy theories, Operation Mongoose, and the Irishman connection. They share stories of chaotic childhoods, crashes, curb hits, and what it was like growing up in cars full of ashtrays and fast-food wrappers. The crew also covers New York's new socialist mayoral candidate, creepy behavior in subway stations, Detroit’s fireworks tradition being interrupted again by gunfire, and the slow death of comedy on screen. Today’s guests on "Normal World" are Derek Richards and Mike Landau. Sponsors Blue Chew Join BlueChew’s mission to upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code NORMAL at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping at https://bluechew.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela break down Trump’s shocking order to bomb Iran’s nuclear sites using B-2 bombers and bunker-busters, all while Israel launches simultaneous strikes on military and prison targets. Iran responds with missiles, drones, and threats of “everlasting consequences,” and Lindsey Graham shows up to invoke Hitler and push a religious war narrative. As the world edges closer to World War III, the team dissects the motives, messaging, and media meltdown — with razor-sharp humor and a heavy dose of skepticism. They also cover a Cardinals announcer’s accidental slur, a country singer’s HIV reveal, an unhinged ICE ad parody, and why "Mission: Impossible" should just be renamed “Mission: Incomprehensible.” Meanwhile, Cuomo’s back, the pope’s on Twitter, and the government wants to run your grocery store. From Trump’s F-bomb ceasefire claims to Steven Seagal jokes and AI’s moral limits, it’s one of the most unfiltered episodes yet. Today’s guests on "Normal World" are comedians Derek Richards and Jimmy McCartney. Sponsors Chef IQ Summer grilling season is here and CHEF iQ Sense makes you a grill master! And during their FLASH SALE you’ll get 15% off. Visit https://chefiq.com/ and use promo code NORMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela open with headlines about Alex Cooper’s disputed misconduct claim, Netflix’s pay gap between Robin Wright and Kevin Spacey, and the unexpected vinyl release of "Brokeback Mountain." From there, the episode takes a darker turn into true crime, conspiracy, and cultural history. They break down the growing suspicions around the so-called Lady Bird Lake Killer, after several bodies have been found in Austin under eerily similar circumstances. The conversation spirals into theories about serial killers being part of larger operations, with names like John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Ed Gein, and Richard Ramirez woven into stories about MKUltra, satanic symbolism, and government psyops. Also on the table: the Laurel Canyon music scene’s strange military ties, the Franklin cover-up, and whether the Manson murders were manipulated to fracture trust in the 1960s counterculture. Melissa Hager and Matt Bechtel join for stories about pen pals in prison, city council at 22, and cars that doubled as death traps. Today's guests on "Normal World" are author Matt Bechtel and comedian Melissa Hager. Matt's brother's sauce: https://woodriverbbq.com/ Merch Go to shop.blazemedia.com/collections/normal-world to shop our merch! Sponsors LEAN Let's get you started with 20% off. Just use code NORMAL20 at https://www.takelean.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela break down the tense and awkward exchange between Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz. With Iran launching missiles at Israel, Cruz pushes for military action, but Tucker presses him on basic facts like how many people live in Iran and whether the Bible really commands us to support the modern Israeli government. It quickly turns into a heated back-and-forth about war, spying, and theology. The crew weigh in on Mossad, WWIII, and whether we’re already deeper into this than we realize. There’s also a trip to the Waco compound, some Randy Weaver lore, and a lot of questions about who’s really pulling the strings. Somehow, they also manage to cover a helicopter pilot oversharing on live news, a debate over Guns N' Roses vs. Poison, and a long tangent about fatty brisket, underwear, and flashing truckers. Today's guests on "Normal World" are author Matt Bechtel and comedian Melissa Hager. Merch Go to shop.blazemedia.com/collections/normal-world to shop our merch! Sponsors Undertac Get 20% off sitewide at https://www.sierrawhiskeyco.com/ with code NORMAL20! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela dive headfirst into the chaos of a weekend that looked a lot like the opening scene of World War III. Israel launches a massive airstrike on Iran. Iran fires back. Caitlyn Jenner sips wine in Tel Aviv amid a missile attack and posts about it. Trump warns of nuclear escalation. They break down what’s real, what’s propaganda, and what smells like a setup. They skewer the rise of No Kings protests, question the motives behind suspiciously well-funded activist movements, and unravel the bizarre tale of a Minnesota lawmaker murdered just days after voting with Republicans on immigration. Elsewhere, they peel back the layers on CIA mind control programs, MKUltra, and the possibility that Charles Manson wasn’t just a cult leader but a government asset. A shout-out to Glenn Beck’s whiteboard feels less like a joke and more like a map of what's currently happening in the world. Today’s guest on "Normal World" is author Matt Bechtel. Sponsors CBDistillery If you’re struggling with sleep, stress or other health concern and haven’t found relief, make the change. Go to https://www.thecbdistillery.com/ and use promo code NORMAL for 25% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, Angela, and 1/4 Black Garrett (out today, returning next episode) are joined by guest host Derek Richards. Yoshi Obayashi returns with firsthand insight from the Diddy trial, a visit with Mindhunter inspiration Dr. Ann Burgess, and a deep dive into the origins of FBI criminal profiling. They cover serial killers like Ed Kemper, BTK, and John Wayne Gacy, explore how fantasy drives violence, and question why institutions often protect predators over victims. The group unpacks why high-profile trials are performative, how media and power structures hide abuse, and what happens when justice systems silence victims in the name of sensitivity. They connect stories from the courtroom to failures in youth sports, the porn industry, and cultural repression around sex. Survivors for Change: https://www.survivorsforchange.org/ SponsorsChefIQ Looking for a great Father's Day gift? Go to https://chefiq.com/ and use promo code NORMAL for 15% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, Angela, and 1/4 Black Garrett (his chair is here, his body is not) are joined by guest host Derek Richards for another round of barely contained chaos. Things kick off with Elon Musk’s awkward apology to Donald Trump — an X post so strange it deserves its own investigation. The crew dives into the fallout, the internet’s billionaire beef, and why Musk might be the Forrest Gump of tech scandals. Then it’s on to Walmart-funded protests, tactical leaf blowers at riots, Crocs in prison, and a surprise Maxine Waters cameo that goes exactly how you'd expect. Derek and Dave trade war stories from their budget fraternity days — complete with fake bylaws, a bar called Hog’s Breath, and a doorman who let them in with their moms’ IDs. It’s frat life, but sadder. Somehow this episode also connects etiquette guides, Detroit truck stops, and a water park in Michigan. Sponsors Brickhouse Nutrition- Lean Go to www.takelean.com and use code NORMAL20 for 20% off your purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," guest host Derek Richards sits in for Dave Landau, joined by Angela, with 1/4 Black Garrett off for the night, and special guest Matthew Marsden, as they dive into the week’s insanity. ICE raids a Home Depot in L.A., triggering riots, tear gas, Craigslist “security hires,” and Trump deploying 4,000 National Guard troops and 700 Marines. Elon Musk slams Trump’s spending bill before dropping — and deleting — an Epstein accusation. The crew riffs on TSA confusion, WNBA ticket prices, looters hitting sushi joints, rising insurance rates, and ghost-town L.A. neighborhoods. Waymo cars flee. In Trans News, Simone Biles clashes with Riley Gaines over a transgender softball champ, then walks it back. They debate fairness in women’s sports, the fallout for female athletes, and Marsden’s decision to keep his son out of college athletics to avoid ideological pressure. The episode also touches on media gaslighting, broken trust in institutions, and the growing cost of speaking truth in a politically manipulated landscape. SponsorsMiracle MadeGo to https://try.miraclebrand.co/sheets/ksp?utm_source=trymiracle to try miracle made sheets today! Use code NORMAL for 40% off at checkout! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of "Normal World," Dave Landau, 1/4 Black Garrett, and Angela are joined by Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Charlie LeDuff and comedian Austin Robertson for an unfiltered ride through political dysfunction, media hypocrisy, and pandemic fallout. LeDuff shares the raw truth about Detroit’s decline, from corrupt mayors and failed transit systems to the mysterious death of Tamara “Strawberry” Green. He details how nursing home deaths were buried under Governor Whitmer’s leadership and how real reporting has been replaced by PR puppets. They grill Rep. Shri Thanedar (D-Mich.) on campaign debts, Trump obsession, and the beagle experiments he can’t seem to explain. The crew dives into COVID absurdities, from forced lockdowns and outdoor dining “rules” to kids trapped in screens while governors faked data and partied on boats. LeDuff even recounts riding with a body collector during the peak of the chaos. Merch Go to shop.blazemedia.com/collections/normal-world to shop our merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices