105 - Noble Rot: Doomsday

In today's show David and Chas track the very first moment they knew Russell Brand was problematic, discover that even billionaires will give it all up for some strange, consider the pros and cons of becoming a spy, decide the exact moment they would succumb to female persuasion, reveal what tech autocrats will be investing in next and why you should too, and pitch the next Dyson product that will keep your kitchen dry and your beverage perfectly chilled. Plus Heroes and Zeros and more!

In today's show Chas and David discover the most wild candy of all time that may also cure COVID, celebrate and question Nathan Fielder's new love interest, and then David throws his hat into the political ring, bound by civil duty, to announce his platform, learn how to influence others, and predict how long until he falls victim to corruption. Plus Heroes and Zeros and more!

In today's show David and Chas delve into the holiday season and discuss how amusement parks have become incredibly crowded and complicated but still delivery on a successful fantasy experience for adults, the relive their childhood tricky treating and the shenanigans that ensues into their teen years, and the shocking revelations that come in adulthood and so much more. Plus Heroes and Zeros!

Today's show gets infested by termites as Chas tents his house like a circus and David reports for duty from vacation to discuss the absurdity of living in 2026 with only one style of car horn honk and things that are hateable but are socially unacceptable to express disdain for, including but not limited to guitar virtuosos, middle aged women's shared appreciation for mid-quality pop rock, alt rock sex offenders, and so much more. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas learn that even wealthy, lauded celebrities feel waylaid by the same insecurities we all do, discover why homogenizing human thought might be the end for normies and when the meek inherit the earth, fear the infiltration of Palantir's integration, identify the next billion dollar idea that will also make you more kissable, and David taps into a core childhood memory and rediscovers one o America's culinary masterpieces. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show Chas and David vie for superiority through testing their physical and mental limits through tail whipping a BMZ bike, high diving, downhilling a shopping cart, and dropping into a vert ramp, all while Michael Douglas outs his past lovers, Tom Cruise enforces a PR whitewash campaign, Nic Cage displays peak Nic Cage, and Quentin Tarantino holds on to a 50 year grudge against his own mother. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas venture into fantasyland and stretch their imagination to LARP, indulge on turkey legs at the Renfaire, cosplay as a UPS driver with the wife, and venture back to a time where music videos informed their personalities, all before drifting into a nightmare fueled in backrooms, celebrating the world's most romantic gator wrestler, and vow never to eat at fast food again. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show Chas and David weigh societal value of free speech against dollars and cents to determine the risk of opening one's mouth, they submit their resumes to In-N-Out, decide they prefer their 64 year old to be demur and just tease a little, wonder if Richard Gere will every escape that pesky gerbil, and they finally reveal their quantifiable IQ scores to the realization that perhaps their detractors were right all along. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas discuss best strategies to infiltrate subcultures and then lay the groundwork for starting a survival cult for when Ai poisons the world's water supply; prioritizing water collection, caloric sustenance, and security before discovering that entertainment and Twinkies may become the new world's currency. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas discover the fallibility of Christopher Nolan, get hypnotized by Elizabeth Holmes, learn to always call your wife when in doubt, quantify the precise percentage that one can trust their gut, remember to never lick-and-sniff your arm, get punished for being a doting father, and find the most despicable man in all of Myrtle Beach. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!