SHORTing Allbirds

We're back and as OK as ever.Rest in Peace to Roy Slaper, a denim icon and an incredible person who left this world far too soon.

Our favorite hateable shoe brand is ditching the merino wool for AI. We also talk space, pretzels, and the state of shorts.

Old clothes, new money, tortilla chips. We've got it all!

We're all back in the cut with opinions on hairstyles, new wars in the middle east, vests, and Coogi sweaters!

Took us a while, but we're back for our first ep of 2026.

What do you do when six months in and you don't seem to be making any progress? Albert laments a jean relationship that might be fizzling out. David explores a shoe brand named after a cannibalistic brain disease. Reed empties his closet.

We run down all the squishy suspects in this episode entirely devoted to footwear:Hey DudeCrocsHokaNordaAnd David's Crown Collabhttps://crownnorthampton.com/en-us/collections/grand-union-sneaker

Happy election day! We have a somewhat broken episode for you to mirror our somewhat broken system of government. Much love from Reed, Albert, and David as you get out to do your civic duty!

The boys return and David has two medium spicy footwear takes, Albert has a new thermal out, and Reed has a new love of denim trousers.Get tickets for LBJ the play here: https://www.elysiantheater.com/shows/lbjAlbert's thermal here: https://www.knickerbocker.nyc/products/flat-knit-cotton-thermalAnd David's Heddels Dyneema shoe to come!

We consider the possibility of selling out for that sweet evangelical cash. David complains about the deteriorating quality of Under Armour.