Timmy Kelley!

What the Sam heck! Who got foot surgery? Me! Who is quitting music? Me! Who is starting to rap about hard feelings and true stories? Me! Who is full enthusiasm and joy and inspiration!? *farts and puts hands in pockets and stares at shoes*

This podcast is dedicated to my 5th grade math teacher. It is no laughing matter. I just get the giggles when I'm talking about serious matters like death. Please forgive me. Also dedicating the podcast to my late grandmother who cleaned my SpongeBob shirt and also dedicating this podcast to the pitbull named Chocolate who ruined it.

What in the SAM HECK youre telling me Connor Pitre is in the house?! SAY WHAT!? He writes music under the name PITRE and he puts it out everywhere?! HUH?! G-Whiz this world is getting nutser and I'm the captain of the ship and together Pitre and I steer the S.S.PaulMccartney right into your ear hole. Connors Instagram: Pitre_Has_An_IG My Instagram: JacobPerleoniMusic GET AT US

What the heck! There's TWO of him? NOPE you idiot there's THREE but the other brother was busy so for now there's two so you are right about that you idiot. Please enjoy our Diet Coke and tryptophan ramblings and also please god adopt an attitude of gratitude this holiday season! Im thankful for you!

We got mellow on this one JAH FEEL ME? Solo casts are becoming deader and deader so enjoy them while they last!!!!!

What! The Wizard has arrived and eats string cheese at MY house?! He chews it and then spits it on MY carpet so MY dog(Lazlo) can eat it?! How did I get so blessed. Tim is a friend and a brother in music and his music is streaming everywhere under his name: Timmy Kelley. Please check the fella out. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!

Alright alright alright please allow me to reintroduce my self my name is 50 Cent and I’m here to knock the dust off by talking about my journey in self help and personal growth and also tell you about my musical philosophies and athletic blunders. HOLY COW!!!

This podcast was fueled by One Pot Of Coffee and I don’t mean that in the sponsorship way I mean that literally and if you doubt I drank an entire pot then boy do I have a certain piece of porcelain that has the proof splattered right on it IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. I did go over the top in the episode please let me know if I should never go so crazy again. This episode is brought to you by Affluent Greens. Use promo code 2BROKE to get Dave Ramseys new book.

Coming to you live from a bed in a hospital filled with psychos, sickos, and guys crapping chest 2 knee style. God bless them. Enjoy this episode I recorded at 1am while delirious on antibiotics and giddy because Transformers 2 was on the television.

A super solo episode where I blow the lid off the damn podcasting thing and crack the seal on the damn talking junk thing while you sit there for ten minutes and say, “He said WHAT!?”! Shoutout to our sponsor Reverse Bidet for supporting the first podcast. You can support too by leaving a review or checking out my music on Spotify or YouTube under my name, Jacob Perleoni.