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Cinema Saturday: Unraveling "Love Hurts"

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Ever wondered how a Valentine's-themed martial arts film could spark a heated debate? On this episode of the Couch Critic, we welcome special guests Katy and Scotty as we dissect "Love Hurts," a film that promised a thrilling blend of romance and action but delivered something entirely different. With a lineup featuring Ke Huy Quan, Ariana DeBose, Mustafa Shakir, and Leo Tipton, you'd expect fireworks. Instead, we found ourselves untangling a lackluster plot riddled with unconvincing villains. But fear not; Mustafa Shakir's standout performance saves the day, leaving us with a glimmer of hope amidst the chaos. From jaw-dropping stunts to unexpected gaps in humor, we explore the film's highs and lows, ultimately serving it a humble one out of five on our rating scale.

As the conversation unfolds, we humorously compare the film’s gunfights to the likes of "John Wick" and "The Walking Dead," questioning its logic and excessive strong language. Our discussion shifts gears to acknowledge the potential of the film's lead actor, who also choreographs for the "X-Men" movies, suggesting that a better script could unlock new horizons for him.  Tune in and send us your guesses for next Saturday's movie to snag a shout-out.

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