Episode 717 - Crying Freeman (1995), Mark Dacascos, and Pottery

Mark and Professor Mike Dillon discuss the 1993 video game adaptation Super Mario Bros. Directed by Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel and starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Samantha Mathis, Dennis Hopper, and a glob of primeval slime, the movie focuses on what happens when two plumbers travel to a parallel dimension and battle an angry guy named Koopa. In this episode, they also talk about video game adaptations, John Leguizamo, and cult classics. 

Mark and Niall discuss the 2026 science fiction film Project Hail Mary. Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller and starring Ryan Gosling, Sandra Hüller, James Ortiz, and a comfy sweater, the movie follows two unlikely heroes as they try to save their planets from a mysterious threat. In this episode, they also talk about successful book adaptations, saving the world, and practical effects.

Mark, Nathan, and Lan discuss the 2026 fantasy film Masters of the Universe. Directed by Travis Knight, and starring Nicholas Galitzine, Camila Mendes, Idris Elba, and some butt worms, the movie focuses on what happens when a nice guy gets a lot of power. In this episode, they also talk about big budget adaptations, combining multiple screenplays, and fun movies. Enjoy!

Mark and Niall discuss the 1998 disaster film Deep Impact. Directed by Mimi Leder and starring Morgan Freeman, Téa Leoni, Robert Duvall and a deadly comet, the movie focuses on what happens when a massive wave attempts to catch Elijah Wood. In this episode, they also talk about disaster films, huge waves, and ensemble casts. Enjoy!

Mark and Erik discuss the 1995 family comedy Heavyweights. Directed by Steven Brill, and starring Ben Stiller, Aaron Schwartz, Kenan Thompson, and an inflatable blob, the movie focuses on what happens when a maniac named Tony Perkis buys a summer camp. In this episode, they also talk about unfortunate movie posters, workout systems, and camp movies. Enjoy!

Mark and Norbert discuss the 1998 action film Hard Rain. Directed by Mikael Salomon and starring Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Minnie Driver, and an incredible amount of water, the movie focuses on what happens when a group of thieves attempt a waterlogged heist. In this episode, they also talk about intense productions, jet ski action scenes, and Christian Slater’s filmography.

Mark and Billy draft their favorite songs from the Fantastic Four (2005) soundtrack. In this episode, they also talk about superhero soundtracks, supergroups, and disappearing heroes.

Mark and Professor Mike Dillon discuss the 1995 action film Crying Freeman. Directed by Christophe Gans and starring Mark Dacascos, Julie Condra, Tchéky Karyo, and a bunch of pottery, the movie focuses on an assassin who cries after each kill. In this episode, they also talk about circular sunglasses, unique action scenes, and the excellence of Byron Mann.

Mark and Trace discuss the excellent 2026 comedy Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie. Directed by Matthew Johnson, and starring Jay McCarrol, Matthew Johnson, and a bottle of Orbitz, the movie focuses on what happens when two maniacs really want to book a show at a local music venue. In this episode, they also talk about smart decisions, hilarious moments, and the best comedies of the 2020s. Enjoy!Make sure to follow Trace at - https://tracesauveur.substack.com/

Mark and Lisa begin their Saw franchise series by talking about the 2004 horror classic Saw. Directed by James Wan, and starring Leigh Whannel, Tobin Bell, Danny Glover, Cary Elwes and a gross bathroom, the movie focuses on what happens when a serial killer (with a god complex) wants to play games. In this episode, they also talk about rushed production schedules, hypocritical villains, and the success of the Saw franchise. Enjoy!