S02E09 Sheitan aka Satan (2006) #219

We're pouring ourselves a nice warm cup of Sheitan (2006) — the nasty French holiday horror where twitchy Satanist Vincent Cassel plays the backwoods host-with-the-most, throwing a group of Parisian club kids the most aggressively uncomfortable Christmas they've ever been trapped at. Drink it hot. Drink it fast. Because it's a mean cup of Sheitan! PLUS: Battle of the Bands: Holiday Edition, Russian-Dub Karaoke, and way too much eggnog! CHECK OUT KLON'S AWESOME NEW PODCAST ON SOMETHING WEIRD FILMS Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

MIDNIGHT DRAGON (1995) Another All-Nut BROvember This week on Movie Melt, we dive into Midnight Dragon, a VHS-era vanity project overflowing with seizure-inducing effects, one-of-a-kind transition wipes, and audio that can only be deciphered with the power of AI. Our hero Youfonso Martindale karate-chops and side-kicks his way through a plot that technically exists somewhere under all the noise… and we are the only podcast manly enough to take it on. Plus: a high-value-male, top-1% male specimens celebs Battle of the Bands. CHECK OUT KLON'S AWESOME NEW PODCAST ON SOMETHING WEIRD FILMS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

It’s All-Nut BROvember, and to celebrate raw, uncut, vein-bulging alpha-male friendships, we dove into Jamaa Fanaka’s Penitentiary III — a tale of brotherhood forged between a dungeon-dwelling, crack-addicted little person and a champion boxer named Too Sweet. Two men. One bond. Infinite testosterone. PLUS: Battle of the Bands — Handsome, financially dominant male actor edition! "Penitentiary 3" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE US APPLE PODCAST AND SPOTIFY REVIEWS TO COMBAT THESE HORRID SMEAR CAMPAIGNS Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

It’s All-Nut BROvember, and to celebrate raw, uncut, vein-bulging alpha-male friendships, we dove into Jamaa Fanaka’s Penitentiary III — a tale of brotherhood forged between a dungeon-dwelling, crack-addicted little person and a champion boxer named Too Sweet. Two men. One bond. Infinite testosterone. PLUS: Battle of the Bands — Handsome, financially dominant male actor edition! "Penitentiary 3" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE US APPLE PODCAST AND SPOTIFY REVIEWS TO COMBAT THESE HORRID SMEAR CAMPAIGNS Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

For Hallweenus we venture into the black hole of early-2000s DTV — where a melodramatic group of mid-thirtysomething “teens” are haunted by a pajama-wearing Headless Horseman who looks like a Phish tourhead. Everything is spared in this bizarre attempt to cash in on Tim Burton’s hit… except their lives! Sharpen your Excalibur sword and zip up those Dave Matthews pants — class is in session at Sleepy Hollow High! Plus: listener feedback, a Halloween Battle of the Bands, and Heather unleashed! 🎃 Join our Patreon 📼 Follow Cory’s Self-Help YouTube Mixtapes: Hope This Helps 💀Shout out to HalloweenShindig.com – Home of the Horror Fan’s Halloween Playlist! 📞Call the Movie Melt Hotline! (724) 246-4669

Regional DIY SOV horror at its finest: BMX kids dig up a cursed gargoyle, a mullet brigade faces demonic puberty, and a new Movie Melt Saint ascends. Plus: we uncover what nobody else has about director Chuck Lang's secret Vegas empire. ALSO: Battle of the Bands and lost films from Down Under. Join our Patreon if you can! ollow Cory's Self-Help Youtube Mixtapes Hope This Helps Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

We hit the Shaw Brothers jackpot with the most insane film they ever produced — Kuei Chih-Hung’s The Boxer’s Omen (1983)! What starts as a simple boxing revenge flick spirals into flying severed heads, throat eels, Buddhist black magic battles, and crocodile strippers. Top-shelf mind-melting insanity. PLUS: Battle of the Bands: Crocodile Edition, What We’ve Been Watching, and so much more!! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Back-to-school means we get educated with Cybela Clare’s female-led vanity project on ancient aliens, clones & parrots! Bird's Eye View: An ET's Solution for Humanity (2020) PLUS: Battle of the Bands + our very special guest, queer hip hop king AUNTIE BOY. Class is in session! 🎒👽🦜 Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Movie Melt’s cheer squad is back on the megaphone for the booger-sugar-fueled camp comedy Gimme an ‘F’. Expect pom-poms, pee-pee-filled balloons, saucy Mad Max role-play, new wave cheerleaders, the Jan Hammer soundtrack, and enough dazzling dance routines to knock your pom-poms off.This criminally underseen gem’s got male cheerleaders breakdancing-in-wet-tightie-whities-while-doing-Gymkata-on-the-water-pipes — for a full five minutes — during a shower scene!! Give me a B! Give me an O! Give me an N-E-R! What’s that spell? BONE… errr, never mind! Plus: What We've Been Watching, our favorite documentaries, And More! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

A wrestler, a madman with a super-powered rubber glove, and a space princess with an Ewok sidekick walk into a neon-lit fever dream. What do they find? Chubby motorcycle luchadores, bald men with ponytails, and an El Santo movie tailor-made for the early ’90s. This week, CDR beams with national pride as pleather-clad Canadian hero Vampiro sinks his fangs into the role he was genetically engineered to play: himself! Plus: – Battle of the Bands – Listener feedback – And so much more!! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!