MM#203 Bride of Frank (1996)

Possibly the greatest vanity project ever made... again! We’re revisiting GetEven (aka Champagne & Bullets, aka Road to Revenge)—a redux of Episode 3 where we first stumbled into one of the most tippy-top-shelf vanity projects in existence. This episode’s a three-fer. It puts a temporary end to our evil "feel-bad" movie streak. It gives us a chance to revisit a film we love. And it continues our tribute to the patron saint of the podcast, Wings Hauser. This one’s got heavy hitters—William Smith, Pamela Bryant, Wings—and at the center of it all, a man with an ego... err... dream, trial lawyer John Isaac De Hart III. Plus: Battle of the Bands, what we’ve been watching, slick stuff, neat stuff, etc.! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Carlo takes us into the cosmic void with Rat Scratch Fever (2011)—Jeff Leroy’s creature-feature about mutant rats from Mars that rip through Los Angeles using every special effect known to man: CGI, practical gore, puppets, stop-motion, green screen, etc. It’s an ambitious no-budget feat that must be seen to be believed! Plus: what we’ve been watching, 20,000 calorie meals, coochie rats, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

We hit the filthy, scum-ridden streets of Los Angeles alongside our late patron saint and cult icon, Wings Hauser, in Street Asylum (1990). It’s got all the things we love—Wings Hauser, fascistic police brutality, and G. Gordon Liddy having kinky S&M sex. This is our toilet-humor tribute to the man we love most. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The Sensitive Boys™ are back to discuss Menahem Golan’s attempt at Cannon Films 2.0! It’s sleazy, brainless, and probably funded by the Russian mob—a pants-falling-down, mid-slam-dunk spectacle starring Billy Drago, Joe Lara, and Richard Lynch: DEATH GAME! Synopsis: A young man is a growing basketball star in his school. The Mob decides to initiate him and manage him. He likes the presents, money and girls, but his coach does not. When things go too far, only his coach can do what must be done. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

A DIY film made by New Jersey truckers on the clock over four years, starring a formerly homeless man on a quest for love and giant bewbs?! Bride of Frank is John Waters meets Giuseppe Andrews with rubber wieners and black as the blackest cauldron toenails. Listen as we revel in its joyful depravity Plus: Film Sherpa returns! More celebrity voicemails! Cameos from our friend Marshall! and more! Unapproachable A/V [LINKS](https://linktr.ee/UnapproachableAV) Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

We made it! Episode 200: The Big Deuce! 🎉💩 This week, the gang dives into one of the wildest adult films ever masquerading as art—Shaun Costello's Water Power (1977), starring the one and only Jamie Gillis. Plus, we listen to your voicemails, catch up with our good pal Marshall (aka the cereal fart guy), and share what we've been watching. A totally wholesome, family-friendly episode about the enema bandit and his victims. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Chef CDR takes us on a journey where a quiet Japanese campus turns into a blood-drenched battlefield! Hell goes to school as a desperate student council finds itself terrorized by the ruthless Yagyu biker gang. The students want to fight back but quickly realize they’re too weak and outnumbered. Their solution? Hire a crew of 7 badass babes to train and defend them! Go For Break!! Plus: Johnny Depp's teeth update, fart cereal, what we’ve been watching, more Little Orphan Annie chatter, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

This week the gang goes to CGI HELL with Dominator (2003) – a film that’s basically a Jackson Pollock painting of demons, Nintendo 64 graphic tiddies, and poser metal! AND it has voice work from Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth and Repo Man director Alex Cox!? 🤯 Satan help us! PLUS: What we've been watching, hijinks, and laffs galore Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang gets pretty deep in their cups as they try to horn up the holidays a bit with the aid of the bizarre Ukranian Christmas classic(?) about Vakula the dwarf, his deal with the devil, and his quest to retrieve the Russian Empress’ bejeweled thong in hopes of winning the love of a hottie who continually humiliates him. Yep we watched “Hutorskie Strasti” (2008) AKA “Hut Village Passions" directed by Aleksandr Parkhomenko. Plus, a battle of the bands X-Mas edition! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into the suprisingly copetent, and dare I say touching German film about a condom that bites dingdongs off. Plus it has special effects by Nekromantik's Jörg Buttgereit and designs by HR Giger! PLUS: Billionaire Battle of the Bands Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!