Spiritual Whores, Birds, Cleo's Legacy | Monday Morning Podcast 2-2-26

Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay. Kalshi:  Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURR SimpliSafe:  Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Squarespace:  Go to http://www.Squarespace.com for a free trial, with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.  

Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.

Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names. Momentous:  Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Truewerk:  Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com code BURR. HIms:  Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation. (01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview  - Only three games left!  Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.  

Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust. Butcher Box:  As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between filet mignon, ny strip or chicken breast in every box for a year, PLUS $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR  SquareSpace:  Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Monday Morning Podcast Policy Genius:  Head to http:///policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives. (01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend.  They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams. Coast:  Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR  Butcher Box:  Your choice of filet mignon, New York strip, or ribeye in every box for an entire year, plus $20 off your first box, and free shipping always http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR   

Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities. Quo:  No missed calls.  No missed customers.  Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at http://www.Quo.com/burr   SimpliSafe:  Get 50% off any new system, this month only. It’s a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it starts.  http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes. (01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here!  Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here. 

Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter. SquareSpace:  Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Coast:  Unlike old fuel cards, Coast works everywhere Visa is accepted. Every gas station, every brand, every time. Your drivers aren’t detouring just to find the one station that takes your card.  Right now, Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR ZipRecruiter:  4 out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas. SimpliSafe:  This month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR