MJ Morning Show, Tues., 7/8/25: Shortest Marriage Ever

On today's MJ Morning Show: Keep scissors out of MJ's hands Fester is so excited Morons in the news Bradenton kids fire flare gun, burn boat Pig man call Is MJ involved with an investigation A visit from Sabe Our devices are listening to us Funny real estate agent Bre  Diddy update A car ran into a house in St. Pete Tampa Bay Rays sale update The Gen-Z stare MJ wants AI videos filtered out Super Sardo Buying cancelled vacations Pants so tight they cause a hernia Restaurant reviews MJ going to see "Superman" Rain in NYC Restaurant server stories Fyre Festival sold on eBay KFC making changes

On today's MJ Morning Show: Joe Exotic still wants a pardon Largo Fire & Rescue finish a man's yard Email from Sabe Morons in the news Speeder - 105 mph and a Titanic Jack pose Operation Southern Slowdown Battery on an LEO Bitter Ex... Bad breakup... We (sorta) took calls NSS  Real estate agent posting funny listing videos A guy didn't tip well, so the server confronts by the restrooms Tampa Bay Rays sale closer to complete Teen fell into a meat grinder Did Britney adopt a baby girl? Sydney Sweeney Beyonce unreleased music stolen Michael Jackson friend accused of shaking down estate Elmo's X hacked Costco open an hour earlier for exec. membership holders Southwest Air plane may have taken lightning strike at gate Kids are OD'ing on nicotine pouches

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ doesn't dread Mondays... The science  of Sunday scaries explained States with greatest chance of winning Powerball New Morons in the News open Morons in the news Lower your home's temperature by putting THIS on your windows Zipline emergency in Oldsmar MJ's family and the thrift shops, VHS cassette, and the Brooklyn ice cream shop How many co-workers do you need to bite to get fired? IG Reels Wimbledon final A.I. song about guy who complains about Michelle New studio update Sharkcon was missing a major guest 'Nutrabullet' explosion causes injury MJ & Michelle will go to see "Superman" City that gets so many conventions Which are the most perverted states? List of things the daughter of a Secret Service agent does to stay safe Bricks at an intersection Nick Tarnasky golf fight update Fan hit by a golf ball hit by Travis Kelce More stupid tourists in Yellowstone Trying on bathing suits in the store Japanese company paid $10 million for bag FHP wins 'best cruiser' TSA precheck  'The Office' character's home for sale

On today's MJ Morning Show: Floridians in Glacier National Park fall into water Death by Selfie Morons in the news Fight at a Walmart Walmart 'outage' List: Best actors to be 'Superman' E-mail from listener Taco Bell secret shopper hack The FIRST Hermès bag Fester's pet sitter issue Latest 'dirtiest item in the house' A paraglider hit a power line Reveal of ridiculous baby name Procedures a plastic surgeon said he'd never get World Market has the chocolate MJ wants Migraine water trick Shorty Shane's Frontier Airlines experience Walmart recalls water bottles that may blind users Jeffrey Epstein update Two out-of-state teens arrested for swatting in Polk County Enhanced charges for petit theft Julian McMahon... what's his connection to Clearwater? Today Show insults Rick Springfield... twice

On today's MJ Morning Show: Would you want this new phone case? AI song for a listener Morons in the news Tom Petty's home is for sale Millionaire Mike Balenciaga Puma sneakers Botox warning 19-year-old girl regrets addiction to tanning beds MJ Morning Show nominated for Tampa's Best Looking for a professional cuddler in Tampa Bay? Revisiting the song for a listener "Superman" movie reviews iPad Facetime may be able to detect activity and warn you about it Seniors at restaurant called 'old bitches' on bill Frontier Airlines offering option for tipping drink service Lawyer Karen on flight jumping line to get off plane Is something going on with Tom Brady and Sofia Vergara Mariah Carey on why she wasn't at the Bezos wedding Florida Highway Patrol's latest entry in the 2025 Cruiser Contest Amazon Prime Days Tampa International Airport apparently doesn't like Crocs Amazon package returns using California woman's address 5 Best Cities in USA Woman hiding in mangroves bites a Clearwater police officer Teens  charged in Tiktok challenge Sicko teacher shows pictures to students Ritz crackers snacks mislabeled

On today's MJ Morning Show: New traffic pattern on Howard Frankland Fester got a call from 'Millionaire Mike' Debut listener-made jingle Morons in the news New cereal flavor we didn't know we needed Alex Cooper booed in Chicago 16 and Pregnant star locked up Maniac driver crashes into cars in Boston TSA stopped checking shoes Gen Z is lying on resumes... We took calls USA network upset people with a warning message Formula changes in products... We took calls Gary Coleman's ex-wife faces the lie detector Guy in Marion County tased, arrested after firing flare gun at deputy Woman tried shipping her luggage to hotel, failed to be there when she arrived A call to Chloe... What does 'MKT' mean? Michelle & MJ had a less than great experience ordering off tablets and being served by robots Tampa Airport police recruiting MJ IG video in new studio Mary Lou Retton's mugshot There's a new Barbie Doll Walmart shoppers are upset about another item being locked up Some twisted SOB changed the name on Google Maps of Mystic Camp Shortest day ever Diddy update Kelly Clarkson residency on hold Amazon Prime Day continues

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's AI car song Yosemite Sam on square grouper 5th grade girls plot to kill classmate Morons in the news Vegetarians are more power hungry Self-driving Tesla hits a train Kentucky Powerball winner had decades-long criminal history Shortest marriage ever The complainer about Michelle Ice-T  MJ's license set to expire again Disney's 'hug rule' Guy killed on highway trying to save a turtle New studio chatter... coming soon! TSA - Passengers no longer need to take shoes off Delta flight makes emergency landing when a battery bank catches fire Amazon Prime Day (MJ doesn't seem to want it) Crazy road rage story Denise Richards' husband files for divorce If you hit a black bear, don't go to check on it Bad reviews for new movie Worst shoplifting getaway ever Most boring city in U.S. is in Florida Julian McMahon RIP

On today's MJ Morning Show: The fireworks Gatlin gun Diddy update Morons in the news Names of OnlyFans models who could break up a marriage Grandparent scam Champion Miki Sudo Big Mac Challenge Racist A.I. reels MJ IG Labubu craze Worst thing you can do on the road Jessica Simpson posted picture Diddy update Complaint from listener about Michelle Super speeders busted Flooding in Texas St. Pete Clearwater Airport bomb scare on Allegiant flight American Airlines flight turns back after passenger sees message on another passenger's phone AI song about Fester's car What could be the most shocking thing next to you on a flight Waffle House makes announcement on their egg surcharge 'Jurassic Park' movie  Family struck by lightning on St. Pete beach Fireworks death in Massachusetts Titus O'Neil visits the studio to talk about his new show

On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show: People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big Morons in the news Study – Job could affect your sleep quality Worst Dog Breed For Families People keep getting hit by trains Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old Woman's sister wants her to change her dog's name Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks   World's Safest Airlines MJ Instagram Comments Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls Sticker Schmucks 2 Bay Area Stories: GPS Tracker Creep & .523 BAL Throning - Dating up Radio Theater - Doritos Hints At A Shape Change Progresso Soup Hard Candy

On today's MJ Morning Show: Guy telling his mom dirty jokes Settlement for Siri users Morons in the news Knowing if your day will suck in the first 10 minutes Canadian arrested for stalking WWE wrestler Fester and fireworks MJ and Michelle finished season of 'Severance' Did people figure out you're pregnant because you turned down alcohol Bridesmaid for hire/speechwriter MJ's flooded car still causing trouble Is she single because of this that she's wearing Babysitter wasn't paid over what she wore What kids' past-time is going extinct? Amazon price going up 77-year-old lottery winner taking the annuity Katy Perry's mishap in concert Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce... who wears the pants in that relationship? MJ tastes Joyride Gummies Diddy trial update Lululemon is suing Costco At Disney, people are saying what the show is about to say...  Sequel may be coming to "St. Elmo's Fire" The Waffle House I.D. NJ influencer ripped for taking 7-year-old to get a spray tan How many Diet Coke cans does this employee say her boss drinks? Fans say they are worried about Ryan Seacrest