MJ Morning Show, Mon., 5/5/25: Don't Start A Work E-mail This Way

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's most memorable episode of "Emergency" Morons in the news Guy writes own obituary New "Final Destination" movie released this weekend... We took calls People with 'high levels of Dark Triad traits' are more attractive to women MJ had a surprise for Michelle Tampa Bay area Walmart trashed, caught on video Sitting too much can shrink your brain Dick's is buying Footlocker South Carolina guy hid in ex's shower... Woman wants to wear late husband's ring at new wedding Proposal during someone else's wedding A woman is freaked out about a small frog in her car AI interview freaks out job applicant Banned items at Buckingham Palace Trader Joe's looking for second location in Tampa "Sinners" A call from Bob Buckhorn AirBNB story... Hot water not part of the agreement Concert ticket economics... Cost per song Item will kill if you eat or drink it Honest lottery winner, karma returns with $1 million What's a 'type c' parent? What's that smell in Mt. Dora?

On today's MJ Morning Show: UFO sightings by state Morons in the news Froot Loops taste test Igloo cooler finger amputation story revisited Animal encounter - MJ's honeymoon Katy Perry can't catch a break! Concert postponed due to arena conflict Fire in St. Pete spread from CVS MJ and Michelle found a couple of dogs Trashy, embarrassing wedding... buffet Listener wants Fester fired Diddy trial update Green Bay medical facility has group of pregnant RN's Pop Tart ice cream sandwich New "Mission: Impossible" Video of SUV wildly towing a car across multiple lanes Jobs that don't need a college degree that pay over $100K Escort tells of red flags that your guy may be cheating Menendez brothers resentencing Listener e-mail warns MJ of these on Spirit Airlines Another crazy gender reveal video Another Florida big scratch-off winner What button in your vehicle do you hate? Buccaneer QB Baker Mayfield  Roblox creepy story

On today's MJ Morning Show: Guy who fell at Pittsburgh baseball game MJ's IG video of Gatsby in a tree Morons in the news Will Belichick ever coach a game at UNC Flight attendants failing drug tests Pope Leo grew up near the mall from 'The Blues Brothers' Portillos has a Leo sandwich Diddy trial update Fester wants to know what tattoo Michelle wants Condo building with cracks... no deliveries over 75lbs Kanye Cleaning Crocs Lake Wales Freddy's put note on receipt... 'Help' Amazon driver caught relieving herself at people's homes 9 things you should always keep to yourself Best vanilla ice cream... Trader Joe's or Aldi? Is this a new breed of cheating? Pope Leo says A.I. is dangerous Guest on news report faints, what does host do? Opinion of iPhone users... Fester found this IG video Italian chef explains what Americans are doing wrong in Italy Listener offended by Fester's impression... callers gave their opinions RFK Jr. on Mother's Day went swimming in... Battle of the weight-loss meds Evan Longoria to sign a 1-day deal with the Rays

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester wants to know... who would win, 100 men or 1 gorilla Morons in the news Mr. T's Mother's Day Song Social Security name popularity tracker Kentucky Derby winning jockey fined Traits of people who hold doors for strangers Women got a memorial tattoo, new boyfriend  has issue with it MJ's IG - MJ's dog in a tree Store not carrying purple sweet potatoes... employee tells MJ store doesn't know what it's doing Uber driver story from NYC for Michelle Diddy trial update Mother's Day... originally MJ wants to get a new air fryer... Michelle says no Musical artist fleeing Los Angeles for North Carolina House for sale... The Pope lived here Judy's experience with the sewer system for Mother's Day dinner CBD infused drinks may have an affect on alcohol sales Another reminder from MJ... Don't mess with people's Teslas Southern accent may be disappearing For the first time ever... the Rays had this happen at a HOME game MJ's Billy Idol story Love affair with a guy 25 years younger makes her feel younger Bill Belichick's girlfriend banned from UNC football complex Bucs have the heaviest NFL player

On today's MJ Morning Show: Tiktok challenge - sticking stuff in charging port of Chromebooks Morons in the news Bus driver on school field trip blew .221 BAL Assault with nachos Am I the A-H? Mother of kid on baseball team doesn't bring snacks on her day Guys' red flags New Pope Michelle's landing at Tampa International Airport Virginia ban on phone usage by kids over 1 hour per day Senior Assassin Lakeland assistant softball coach arrested for sending and receiving photos with 16-year-old Hypersexualizing Downs Syndrome Frontier agents fired for mocking a customer whose video has gone viral Who's paying ridiculous prices on Ebay or Amazon? Body butter Simon Cowell was asked to judge a couple having 'relations' Katy Perry still being trolled What will get you ghosted from a relationship What's the acceptable number of partners over lifetime? Metallica concert was measured on the Richter scale 2001 purchased Mons Venus Warning about dogs licking your face

On today's MJ Morning Show: Who stole MJ's cookies? Conclave update Morons in the news Vocal fry Scallop Boy 764 Cult Cramming stuff into Chromebooks charging port... Tiktok trend Raccoon with meth pipe leaves police officer laughing What are women attracted to? We took calls Toll scam in MJ's texts Passwords compromised South Tampa apartment complex residents' water bill not paid Stealing stuff from work - we took calls Disney cost breakdown for family of 5 in guy's video Fester's Croc toes Julian and Michelle are going to run late if MJ doesn't let them go 7-year-old drove 5-year-old sister to McDonald's for a Happy Meal Diddy update Reporter referred to Cardinals' activity as 'raw-dogging' Baked bean contamination warning George Clooney's tequila sued Study says some lefties may be tied to autism and schizophrenia

On today's MJ Morning Show: Test to tell if you're prone to lung disease or dementia Liberty Newark Airport lost communication with flights 60-90 seconds Morons in the news A birthday issue at Fester's home Debate - Dropping bags of pup poo in neighbors' trash cans Listeners' pet stories Tire blown up while filling This phrase can ruin a relationship... We took calls 70,000 Dum Dums A gender reveal surprised neighbors with a huge plume of pink smoke A Sand Key condo evacuated  The conclave has begun Toughest jobs in America TPD saves toddler from choking Class action lawsuit against Burger King Driver may have intentionally hit a dog... Another intentionally hit a cat Lakeland assistant coach stole football helmets Kanye West walks out on Piers Morgan Update: Jennifer Aniston stalker Sanches-Bezos wedding may have big-name musical artist Hilaria Baldwin blames ADHD and dyslexia for her flipping between accents Smokey Robinson accused of sexual assault A raccoon with a meth problem

On today's MJ Morning Show: Woman raises hundreds of thousands of dollars following her racist comments Morons in the news GTA release delayed... We took calls NY pet wellness brand looking for an intern to smell dogs' breath Onlyfans model making $10 million per year because of this trait Latest on ferry boat crash If your house smells like this... get out. "Lick the Pope" - Crotchety Caller survey - should we use company employee to report on conclave? MJ received a call from jail, but he doesn't know who it was from. Crash through Jennifer Aniston's front gate Diddy trial update Trial line holders making $25-32 per hour Mattel is raising prices on toys due to tariffs "Mr. Deep Fake" shut down, laws against revenge porn Deceased relative wanted ashes scattered... family didn't get it right Bomb squad tech ran a mile in full blast suit

On today's MJ Morning Show: Diddy trial set to begin Target may be getting rid of self-checkout Morons in the news Purple warning Fester got free food for a year This is the worst way to start an e-mail at work MJ's flights Cardinal Pizzaballa MJ IG at TPA... IKR? Kentucky Derby Ferry collision McDonald's Sprite hack First garage door opener winner Arizona bar has bad promotional response to underage drinking busts MJ vacation plans for summer Nike pre-scuffed sneakers? The Sun says there's a cheaper supermarket than Publix opening locations Air traffic controller stays not to fly to THIS airport A pilot's wife says not to to wear this on a flight Lady Gaga concert bomb plot foiled Hi Speed chase on Gandy Blvd. NYU dorm story Woman in Polk County throws can of soda into a car at a gas station, hits baby

On today's MJ Morning Show: Where are those TV trucks headed? Bill to change the state bird Morons in the news Gen Alpha and uncovered coughs Connecticut beach event spoiled by fart spray Don't do this when going to a job interview Celebrity romance scams-we took calls Jury Duty Scam update What is the latest hot color among celebrities? Ninja pressure cooker recall Powerball winner arrested in Tampa Bay area Jeffrey Knight story on Daily Mail Kentucky Derby this weekend Diddy update - trial beginning soon Kanye suing dentist claiming he got hooked on nitrous oxide Road rage #2 Fan who fell 21 feet from stands at baseball game 2 British guys try bbq ribs for first time