We Came, We Sawl, We Bickered (The Valley Premiere)

Dylan’s sneaky favorite Bravo show is back for a second season, and the cast of The Valley is as messy as ever. From the chilling cold open to Brittany’s white party, it’s a wild ride from start to finish, anchored by Jax’s express journey to rock bottom. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle’s divorce isn’t going well, Kristen still hasn’t forgiven Janet, and Tom Schwartz might be the only person with common sense. Buckle up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back for a fresh week, Dylan is joined in the studio by one of THE funniest Bravo fans, comedian Liza Treyger. They chat about Liza’s recent Netflix special, which features a dramatic retelling of a particularly wild episode of RHOA. Liza talks about how far back she goes with reality TV, and then gets into some of her hottest takes on current Bravo drama. They get into Kenya’s messy departure, Kathy Hilton’s tiring schtick, and how Liza feels about the upcoming Next Gen: NYC show. Later, they also discuss Liza’s love for SVU and true crime, and how she makes room in her brain for so much trash TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back for the final episode of the week, Dylan starts the proceedings with an analysis of PK’s shady Instagram story. At what point do you age out of being messy on social media? From there, we turn our attention to Summer House, where Lindsay is still crashing out over Carl’s alleged misdoings with Lil the Lemur Girl. Aside from hosting a Shabbat dinner, Jesse is focused on patching up his ToeGate drama with Lexi, and they may not be on the same page about their relationship boundaries. Plus, Paige inches closer to officially being done with Craig’s hater energy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by two returning guests who love to yap about Bravo, Page Six’s Danny Murphy and Evan Real. After catching up on mediums and star charts, they discuss the trailer for the upcoming show Next Gen NYC, and which Housewives offspring seem poised to have the most (and least) interesting seasons. From there, they dive deep on the RHOBH reunion, breaking down the differences between Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Tilly, and whether Erika’s “relaxing” season is a problem that needs to be addressed. They also discuss Garcelle’s departure, and whether anyone else should be on the chopping block. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan is back for another week breaking down Bravo mess, starting with a pair of Housewives who aren’t doing themselves any favors. Erika Jayne is once again in hot water for not crediting an artist, while Ashley Darby is making tributes no one asked for. From there, it’s a deep dive on a highly anticipated RHOA episode, where Kenya orchestrates her own demise. Where does the season go from here, and does the punishment fit the crime? Dylan also has some final thoughts on season 10 of Southern Charm, mostly based on JT’s dreadful treatment of Venita. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan rounds out the week with a Summer House recap, and a pair of updates on our former RHONY ladies. Leah McSweeney’s legal case against Bravo is finally moving forward (with several caveats), while Sonja’s latest WWHL appearance begs the question… if the classic New York ladies are still a big draw for Bravo, why are they not on an actual Bravo show? On Summer House, Carl’s new flame is under investigation by Lindsay, while Lexi and Jesse’s relationship is going great, if you ignore all the things that are going wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan is back to break down the latest drama on both RHOA and RHOBH, starting with the unsettling end of Atlanta’s latest episode. With Kenya’s time on the season running out, the situation between her and Brit feels murkier than ever, and it brings up questions of what kind of conflict we really want on Bravo shows. Meanwhile on Beverly Hills, the reunion kicks off with a shady statement from PK, while Kyle is still struggling to settle her issues with Dorit. Garcelle also finds herself in the hot seat, and her goals for the reunion foreshadow what’s to come. Earlier in the show, Dylan also unpacks Gia Giudice’s response to her mom’s latest tax issues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a few weeks into her RHOA journey, new Housewife Kelli Ferrell sits down with Dylan to talk about how it’s going. Kelli talks about the lofty task of bringing a new era to the iconic franchise, and what kind of energy the vets had for the newbies during the season. She and Dylan discuss her feelings on all the ladies on the show, and how she balanced her personal relationships with public information. She weighs in on Kenya’s sudden departure from the season, and the nickname she received from latecomer Phaedra. Kelli also talks about the mess at her charity event, and how she’s balancing her waffle empire with everything else she has going on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the final episode of the week, Dylan starts with a Bravo news dump. First up: Teresa and Louie are behind on their taxes, and it might be even worse than it seems. Next, we have a pair of Bravoleb departures, with Garcelle’s announcement coming at a strange time for the RHOBH cast. Dylan has some thoughts on the season finale, and Erika’s icky WWHL reaction. He also has some additional thoughts on this week’s episode of Summer House, and Craig’s continuing bad vibes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hot on the heels of this week’s Summer House, Dylan is in the studio with West and Jesse to break down an episode that they’d rather not get into. The guys talk about what they’ve learned since last season, and getting used to navigating life on such a public platform. From there, they get into some specifics of the season, including West’s complicated dynamic with Ciara. Turning the focus to Jesse and Lexi, they debate the seriousness of toe-sucking, and why Craig’s advice about not cheating was maybe not the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices