Snack Ep.3, p.t. 1: Technical Difficulties

Final Analysis and Audacity rating

TW: eating disorders

It’s about a girl who’s half sushi! Just cum already!

PEOPLE FEEL WEIRD ABOUT MEGAN FOX.

This week Stephanie and Carleigh see how The Cell measures up! Guest starring: JLo’s butt cheeks a horny ghost!

Vince Vaughn: Listen JLo, I know that as a professional in the field of psychology you think it’s a bad idea to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer, but some other completely unrelated thing happened where a guy killed a little girl this one time and it really bothered me, so do it anyway. — The Cell (2000)

It’s time to discuss The Cell! This movie-length music video (basically) from the year 2000 features such things as JLo, MULTIPLE people named Vince, a dog, and weird horn music, but is it feminist? Stephanie and Carleigh fought off their headaches to answer this very important question for you ...

Listen to this episode if you want to know about the DAGGER-DICK BEARCLAW.

It’s snack time!!! In this episode, Carleigh and Stephanie discuss how Mercury Retrograde and Joss Whedon both super duper suck, and apologize for the fact that they didn’t keep their new release schedule going for even like, a little bit.

Stephanie and Carleigh head back to Travis to hang out with their pal, Clovis. They answer their questions and give the film its audacity rating (spoiler alert: it doesn’t score well).