Spooky with R.L. Stine

Dan and George worry that after Don Lemon's firing from CNN and Tucker Carlson's firing from Fox that the establishment will clearly be coming after them next! Then, The Thinkers are joined by influencer and former model, Emily Wilson (@emilysavesamerica), to discuss how she red-pilled herself during the pandemic, which led to her subsequent social media fame, and why men should be able to tell women to shut up sometimes. Also, please buy our supplements, this is the last episode! Please? Just Do It! (Nike). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George invites Dan to join a new cult that he's starting and then, The Thinkers engage in a final "Smart Off" to determine which one of them is more intelligent. Then, The Thinkers are joined by comedian and author Jena Friedman to discuss her new book, "Not Funny," and what it's like to play a liberal character on stage, even though she is super conservative IRL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Thinkers concur that society is not mad enough and encourage listeners to just get upset about something, it honestly doesn't even matter what it is. Then, Dan and George are joined by author and psychologist, Dr. Davina Kotulski, to discuss her experiences leading thousands of past life regression meditations with people from all walks of life.  (Listeners, if you want a past life regression, head on over to www.davinakotulski.com/pastlife for a $50 discount.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Thinkers discuss how Ron DeSantis needs to get indicted if he wants to raise his poll numbers. Then, George and Dan are joined by documentary filmmaker, podcaster, and UFO journalist, Payne Lindsey, to discuss sex with aliens.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan and George opine about recent developments in Artificial Intelligence and worry that China will get sex robots before we do. Then, the Thinkers are joined by Kevin Sorbo for an encore(!) and they listen to him rant about his Hercules sword. C'mon, what other podcast has K-Sorbs as a guest multiple times in one season?!?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan and George discuss the need for more content if the human species is to survive and flourish. Then, the Thinkers are joined by SNL alum and Christian conservative, Victoria Jackson, who explains how she is fighting woke-ism in our country's libraries by reading graphic pornography in churches. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world's most renowned criminal defense lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, is here to discuss his new book "Get Trump" and the Thinkers learn how to massage the truth by a master. But first, an update on how Dan's Tesla is ALMOST perfect and why bailouts for corporations is capitalism at its best (student loan forgiveness is still socialism run amok).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George attempts to lead Dan in a mindfulness meditation that goes sideways. Then, the Thinkers attend a biohacking conference in Beverly Hills, California, where they interview the father of biohacking, Dave Asprey, and a somatic sexologist, Miss Jaiya. If you made it this far, then it would be rude not to listen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan and George discuss the cinematic masterpiece that is TOP GUN: MAVERICK and why it should win every Academy Award. Then, the Thinkers welcome reality TV star and model, CJ Franco, to the show and pick her brain on how to be less of an incel and a better cuckold. Please just listen to it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George describes his recent past life regression before the Thinkers dive into a conversation about the merits of sleep and whether or not it's a real thing. Then, Goosebumps author, R.L. Stine, joins the show to discuss how he is the original Netflix and why drinking water doesn't make any sense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.